Thursday, May 16, 2024
This Is Real.
Wednesday, May 15, 2024
Upcoming Hollywood Movies Based on the Flavors at Wing Stop, PART TWO
In a stunning, unprecedented development, the big five studios are STILL claiming and developing movies based on the Wing Stop flavor menu from two days ago.
"Spicy Korean Q" starring John Cho, Lee Hung Si, and Sung Kang
A mysterious conspiracy website invites a gang of South Korean government agents to the U.S. to track down the real Bigfoot, Loch Ness, and Mothman, all government experiments gone wrong. But is the website just some kid in his basement? It's a conspiracy comedy in the vein of "Burn After Reading" and "The Men Who Stare At Goats". "Parasite" director Bong Joon-Ho has been attached.
Soundtrack by BTS, BLACKPINK, EXO, BIGBANG, and GOT7
Tuesday, May 14, 2024
Where are the MTV Veejay's Now?
Monday, May 13, 2024
Upcoming Hollywood Movies Based on the Flavors at Wing Stop (*WITH SPECIAL GUEST*)
"Mild" starring Alexandra Daddario, Anthony Mackie and Jesse Plemons
The spicy food craze comes to a halt when two food scientists (Daddario and Mackie) accidentally create an addictive new mild spice to add to everything from salads to short ribs. Plemons stars as the FDA agent hellbent on stopping them. A hilarious romp but also an important think-piece about addiction and responsible sourcing. Directed by Adam McKay
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"Mango Habanero" starring Diego Luna, Benjamin Bratt and Jamie Foxx
A high-stakes prisoner race across the Southwest U.S. where the winner earns their freedom and the losers get executed. Set in the NEAR FUTURE. Also starring Kate Mara as the evil warden.
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The following entry was guest written by ANDREW GALL:
"Louisiana Rub"
The "Louisiana Rub” is the story of local barkeep Marcus Reed (Daniel Kaluuya) and jazz singer Elise DuBois (Zoe Saldana), whose fiery performances at the jazz club are as spicy as the city’s cuisine. As passions and secrets blend, the two must navigate through personal and professional conflicts. Directed by Ava DuVernay.
Friday, May 10, 2024
Thursday, May 9, 2024
Even More New Perks For AMC Stubs Rewards Members
AMC's Stubs Rewards program continues to dominate all other moviegoing rewards programs thanks to its ever-changing list of benefits and perks. Here are the latest rewards you can expect as a member:
• Free tickets to advance screening of movies that will probably bomb anyway
• We will fill your popcorn bucket with hot nacho cheese so you can dump it over the head of anyone you think is being too loud
• Unlimited Blockbuster Video rentals
• We won't throw any hooker in the theatre if she says she's with you
• Free refills for Mark Cuban (not you)
• If you're traumatized by any particular movie, we will carry you home, bathe you, dress you in warm flannel pajamas and rock you gently to sleep
• AMC has added a SKIP button on all movie trailers so you can skip them
Wednesday, May 8, 2024
Tuesday, May 7, 2024
The Drake/Kendrick Rap Beef Explained— Sponsored by Utz
Monday, May 6, 2024
Saying Goodbye To 4 Things and Declaring a Fatwah On One
Friday, May 3, 2024
Orwellian.
Thursday, May 2, 2024
Temu Throwing Everything At The Wall
Wednesday, May 1, 2024
Tuesday, April 30, 2024
AMAZING New Speakers Scheduled For VidCon!!!!
Monday, April 29, 2024
Friday, April 26, 2024
Thursday, April 25, 2024
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
Tuesday, April 23, 2024
Featured Products at This Year's Half-Assed Consumer Electronics Show
The Consumer Electronics Show (CES) is normally a very exciting showcase of new electronic product launches, but somehow this year no one, including the organizers, are very into it. Here now are some of the exhibitors you can look forward to (or not):
• another Roomba, except this one's more oval shaped? Who cares
• I dunno, a remote control for the washer and dryer that controls them?
• Some bullshit thing you wear on your wrist that monitors your whatever
• Could you change the image on the big screen so we can watch football or something?
• This new vape pen that doubles as a breathalyzer... fuck, this is lame
• Are you guys leaving? Can I get a ride? You leaving now?