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The EADJ Sticker Show

Sticker: Odd dude's head wearing sunglasses.

Location: Brooklyn

Since there was no text to Google, we imported the closeup photo into Photoshop, where we tried straightening out the sticker and then ran it through the TinEye reverse image search engine. No matches.

Status: Unsolved. Case still open.

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Sticker: MEAT POST

Location: at Wahoo's Fish Taco stand in Santa Monica, CA

A quick Google search instantly came up with the MEAT POST blog, run by skaters and surfers.

Unfortunately, it looks like this blog has been abandoned after one entry. Slackers!

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Sticker: #DBD

Location: Manhattan

The hashtag definition of DBD is "Don't Be Dumb." Google also offers "Disruptive Behavior Disorder." And this came up on Google Image Search. You're welcome.

Status: Unsolved. Uncared about.

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Sticker: Aminal

Location: New Jersey

An eagle with a crocodile's head is pretty hilarious.

There isn't much of a mystery here. I went to the band's myspace page, and their music isn't all that terrible at all. Unfortunately, they haven't put up enough stickers, because on their Facebook page, they have only ONE LIKE.

Status: Solved. And pitied.

Bathing in a Brooklyn Basement

As I was moving boxes in the basement of my Brooklyn apartment, I discovered a once-used miniature shower.


It was a little more than 5' high, with a tiny slanted tile floor...


...and a small pipe without a shower head. It was claustrophobic and looked like it was baked from adobe.


Bizarro. It looks tiny enough only for Twikki, Emmanuel Lewis or David Spade.

Let's Conjugate the EADJ Mail Sack Into Verb Tenses We'll Never Use!

Submitted by J'Net, an ad from a Brooklyn coupon circular.

"I thought it was funny that all the words they used– elegance, beauty, style– were totally what it was not. Plus, the toilet seat is up!"


Personally, I think it resembles a shower hollowed out of raw meat.

Wedding Tips: Second Engagement Edition!

Wedding Tips. Now less theoretical than ever.