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Wednesday, August 12, 2020

UAG

Posted by Estoye at 9:34 AM No comments:
Labels: a neck-and-neck race, standby passengers, sumbitches, thermoses, Ugly Andrew Gall

Friday, March 20, 2015

Self Portrait of the Path As a Young Mark







Upcoming Easter = Random Pink Containers

Posted by Estoye at 12:15 AM No comments:
Labels: augmented reality, autocorrect, badi assad, michael medved, mission statement, Pathmark, sumbitches

Friday, August 16, 2013

The ProofrEADJer, August Edition











Posted by Estoye at 12:57 PM No comments:
Labels: burst blood vessel, Chicken winging, dave levy cannot defend himself, doctor of thuganomics, Let's Read Some Cartoons That My Dad FWD'd Via Email, Pete Wentz, ProofrEADJer, sumbitches

Monday, May 7, 2007

Let's Try to See How Wide We Can Make The Hole of the EADJ Mail Sack!


(pictured above, an actual letter –written in purple glitter pen– left on Jeanette's doorstep. Click to enlarge)
Posted by Estoye at 11:08 AM No comments:
Labels: baklava, Balaclavas, clicking to enlarge, EADJ Mail Sack, Failure, glitter pens, Jeanette, sumbitches, The Bedding Experts, threatening letters from teenagers, Where Dreams come true
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A comprehensive list of everyone who has spotted the Shorter, Fatter Version of Scott Peterson

  • John Reid (August 23,2016) **MOLLUSK AWARD**
  • Tom Weingard (June 4, 2012) **DARK CHOCOLATE MOLLUSK AWARD** & (FEB 22, 2013) **KEVLAR PORTUGUESE MAN OF WAR AWARD**
  • Mig Ponce (Dec 7, 2011) **HOT SHOT CITY MOLLUSK AWARD**
  • Diego Guitierrez (Nov 3, 2011) **ROBIN MEADE MOLLUSK AWARD**
  • Vince Soliven (September 7, 2011) **ONYX MOLLUSK AWARD**
  • ANDY WESTBROCK (April 1, 2022) **ONYX MOLLUSK AWARD**
  • Emily Sander (Oct 25) ***PLATINUM MOLLUSK AWARD***
  • Barry F (June 29, 2009) ***JADE MOLLUSK AWARD***
  • Matt Spett (June 13)
  • Phil Flicklicker (May 24, Sept 25)
  • Pat Hanna (May 22)
  • Ryan Boblett (Mar 20, May 21) ***GOLD MOLLUSK AWARD***
  • Matt Webb (May 21)
  • Josh Witherspoon (mid April)
  • Michelle Litos (April 26, July 31)
  • Emily Kane (Mar 22, Oct 25) ***PLATINUM MOLLUSK AWARD***
  • Jessica Foster (Mar 22, June 18)
  • John Carstens (Early Feb 2007)
  • Christian Golden (Feb 2007)
  • Larry Liss (Feb 21, June 13, June 26)
  • Andrew Gall (Feb 21, May 9, July 26, July 27) ***PLATINUM & ADAMANTIUM MOLLUSK AWARD, SMECIAL POLONIUM MOLLUSK AWARD***
  • Joe Nudelman (Jan 22)
  • Todd Crisman (Jan 19)
  • David Estoye (Jan 17, 2007; June 8, 2009)