Former First Lady Side Hustle

Michelle Obama, headphone model?

Doppelgänger Time!

A first: a Melinda doppelgänger, complete with jean jacket!

Vince found "Hawaiian John Reid"

On an in-flight magazine I found giggly chef Andrew.

Here's Mike B's twin brother

Vince found "Italian John Reid" and captured him in both photo and in motion:

Doppelgänger Time!

Alternate Universe John Reid measures twice, cuts once.

Alt-Ayana is annoyed that she's halfway on a shelf.

Multiversal Marshall already seems bored with this universe and wants to go home.

Welcome To the Saverhood, Will

Spotted in a mailer from the local utility company:

Geoffrey the butler shows the Fresh Prince how to install a boiler.

Uncanny!

Mini Doppelgänger Entry

This toy also sort of looks like me:

And this dude found on Facebook who might be related to me.

Submitted by Andrew Gall, a hairier, homeless version of Marshall:

Submitted by Bill Dow, John Reid as a "permanent part of the khazakstan exhibit at navy pier."

Mini Doppelganger Entry!

 Submitted by Andrew Gall via text:

"Beard-braided Marshall says good morning!"

Let's Zip Tie The EADJ Mail Sack and Leave It In the Sun!

Submitted by Emily Kane:

"UAG2"

Not sure if this should've been an EADJ Mail Sack entry, an Emily Vents entry, an Ugly Andrew Gall entry, or a doppelgänger entry.

More on Robert Hanssen here.

Doppelgängers Update

Submitted by John Reid, a doppelgänger of me:

Another doppelgänger of me, according to Andrew:

And another:

And here's one I found that looks EXACTLY like my brother Jay:

Sullen Andrew Gall Shows You Boat Safety

 

Let's Scrape The Baked-On Meat Out of the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Geoff via MMS, Ne-Yo is a doppelgänger of ME.

Personally, I like my version of "Make It Work" better.

A Very Hardworking Entry

Take a look at the following photo.

This photo demonstrates the very real danger of wearing stripes when in a cross walk. That poor guy almost gets killed. So this could be considered (a) an EADJ fashion entry, right?

But look. That guy kind of resembles our own Andrew Gall.

So that also qualifies this as (b) a doppelganger entry.

Now, zoom over to the right a little bit. What is that next to the mailbox?

"Stack Of Mail Bins was so lonely."

See, now we've also got ourselves (c) a things-with-faces entry!

Holy crap, I had no idea a photo I'd take would be such a gamechanging genre-bender!

Let's Boost The Visibility Of The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by John Reid, what appears to be a doppelganger of me in a white down coat.

"So many Asians with camera phones."  -J.R.

Let's Tack A "Do Not Resuscitate" Sign To The EADJ Mail Sack When It's Sleeping! ***TEXTARIFFIC ENTRY***

A text from John Reid:

 

A submission for the next EADJ Pun Cops from Andrew Gall:

 

A "shorter, fatter and saltier" version of Scott Peterson, submitted by Larry Liss:

 

Also submitted by John Reid: "Ha."

 

A texted photo from Tom Weingard: "Found in the trash in a bathroom in a Greek restaurant in Union Square."

This texted to me from my brother Jay: "How dare they."

 

And finally, yet another entry submitted by John Reid: "Good to see you the other day."

Thanks to all the submitters. You guys have big dicks.

This Week In Doppelgangers

A goofy, t-shirt stretching John Carstens,


Intense, painted Andrew Gall,


And ITT Tech-educated sound mixer Phil Flicklicker:

A Reunion

Pictured below, Andrew and Vince, together again. Sort of.

Let's Argue With the Appraiser About the Authenticity of the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Dave Levy, "I found your black cousin in casting:"


"I loved his expression," Dave added.

Personally, I don't see it. But maybe that just makes me a RACIST?

A Reunion of Sorts.

2 doppelgangers join forces to recreate the glory days of Blamer Brasselt (organization name changed to avoid the scrutiny of its principals, Beter Brivbrovich, Barshall Bross and Braren Breamen)

Let's Recommend the Movie "Jumper" to the EADJ Mail Sack and Laugh When They Realize It's a Terrible Movie!

Submitted by Mel Kreilein:

"Eat a lighthouse, Joel!"



And also submitted by Mel:


"I’m not sure but I think I accidentally just came across John Carstens' twin."

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