Let's Buy Up All the Rare Copies of the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Mig: Meta AI thinks a dumb chat he saved as his profile pic would make for a great tattoo.

Shit. Maybe it would.

Let's Lose the Bookmark and Forget Where We Left Off in the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Andrew: a van in Seattle for Brown Town Electrical:

Hey, take the carpool lane and then pull the van over. I need to go to Brown Town.

Let's Shave Gyro Meat Off of the Sides of the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Emily Kane, this article with a technically correct but very lazy photo caption: 

Let's Store Our Unmended Socks In The EADJ Mail Sack!

 Submitted by Emily Kane:

"Pulls your look together" is my personal favorite.

Let's Use Excessive IG Filters On The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Mig via text:

"This rapping DJ looks like she hangs out at Jabba's palace."

Let's Drizzle Some Habanera Chipotle Sauce Atop the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Emily Kane via text: 

Amazon link here.

And here's a bonus meme from Emily:

Let's Rest Our Gangrenous Leg On Top of the EADJ Mail Sack!

 Submitted by Pat Ng: 

"It doesn’t seem like the winning team practices workplace safety."

Let's Tighten Both Ends of the EADJ Mail Sack!

 Submitted by Andrew Gall:

"My friend ANDY WESTBROCK used a photo of ugly Andrew Gall in all agency presentation announcing that I won the Oscar pool"

In appreciation of this excellent Photoshop job, EADJ proudly announces that ANDY WESTBROCK has been awarded the second-ever Onyx Mollusk Award. His name is now proudly displayed at the bottom of this page.

Congratulations, ANDY WESTBROCK!

Let's Install An Old 6-CD Changer In The Back of the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Emily Kane:

I don't know what to make of this either, dear reader.

Let's Zip Tie The EADJ Mail Sack and Leave It In the Sun!

Submitted by Emily Kane:

"UAG2"

Not sure if this should've been an EADJ Mail Sack entry, an Emily Vents entry, an Ugly Andrew Gall entry, or a doppelgänger entry.

More on Robert Hanssen here.

Let's Partially Deflate the EADJ Mail Sack For Easier Traveling!

 Submitted by John Reid via text: 

Let's Unzip The EADJ Mail Sack!

 Submitted by John Reid:

"Ahem"

Let's Dredge Up The Forgotten Husk of the EADJ Mail Sack!

 From my friend Shannon S, a poor choice of words for a GrubHub ad, considering the pandemic and all: 

An Old Segment Featuring An Old Joke, Submitted by An Old Friend: The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Phil Flicklicker:

"Spotted some Curlz in Oakland:"

Let's Put Grease in The Greaseless EADJ Mail Sack And Sue The Manufacturer When We Get Our Hands Burned!

Submitted by Andrew, via SMS:

"I don't understand why this exists"

Let's Bicker Over The Minor Details of The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Andrew via text, a sign on a train from Vancouver to Seattle:

Let's Slow-Bake The Seeds Out of the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Chris Stoltz via email:

"Did I send this? Well I'm sending it again dammit."

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

(Panel 1 supplied by Andrew Gall)

Let's Scrape The Baked-On Meat Out of the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Geoff via MMS, Ne-Yo is a doppelgänger of ME.

Personally, I like my version of "Make It Work" better.

The Very First ProofrEADJer/ EADJ Mail Sack Combo Entry

This was sent in by Chris Stoltz by email:

"Of course, this is Alabama. So this may be phonetically correct."