Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Periodically, Netflix introduced new shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Hulu this month:

• The Property Brothers Make Out

• Paw Patrol: Special Victims Unit

• Love It, List It, or Shred Everything You Own?

• Pitch Perfect: The Laryngitis Years

Here are the shows and movies that Hulu is removing from their lineup this month:

• Murder She Rapped

• How I Met Your Uncle's Second Wife's Daughter

• The Laura Ingraham Two Minutes of Hate

•  Dora the Internet Explorer

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Opening Soon: The EADJ Gerund Film Festival!

EADJ is announcing the EADJ Gerund Film Festival (sponsored by ING), a thrilling and exciting new happening featuring films that are either currently running or are playing on Netflix. Here are the current offerings:

The event will be starting August 13 and running until August 15. After the first screening, there will be another showing and back to-back signings with Eli Manning, Sybil Danning, Dakota Fanning, and Annette Bening. Those hoping for another helping are being invited to participating in the "Taking" Gerund Film Mini-Film Festival, featuring:

Okay, some of these weren't strictly gerunds. Fuck it.

Click here for more information.

The Triumphant Return of the New Jersey Transit Survey Brochure

Yesterday, New Jersey Transit train cars were littered festooned with brochures announcing this year's NJ Transit Survey.

Looks like they've kept the iconic awkward photo from last year. So fans of that photo will be relieved that the visual essence of this pamphlet won't change.

One of you might wonder, how is the new survey brochure different from the previous survey brochure? Well, we'll tell you:

1) Changed starburst from eye-catching orange to camouflage-y white

2) Added ginormous block lettering

3) Added racing stripes (courtesy of West Coast Customs)

4) Either by accident or by design, the "O" in "OF" now circles the pointing hand 

5) Changed headline to 8 OUT OF 10 CUSTOMERS RECOMMEND US! headline, thus skewing the whole idea of an impartial survey

6) Changed background color from a vibrant blue to a depressed bruise purple

7) Retained stupid illegible font in URL

8) Retained godawful shit-strip of logos at the bottom

Also, inspired by the recent release of The LEGO Movie, New Jersey Transit recently announced that they are partnering with the Weinstein Company to start filming the New Jersey Transit Movie next year and have just announced the cast, which if you ask me is pretty darn spot-on:

The film is to be released early summer of 2038.

Quick Blogger's Note

David will be on vacation starting Monday and will probably be away from a computer, so he has taken the steps to "front-load" next week's EADJ entries. If all goes well, the entries should post daily and on schedule. If not, you may want to read any one of the other 879,334,233,178,544,3843,537,801,201,276 blogs on the Internet.

WTF, EADJ?

Eagle-eyed EADJ readers might notice that the dates on recent entries take place in the future. That's because David Estoye, our Editor In Chief, is getting married on March 29 and will be away from a computer for a very long time. So he is doing what we in the blogging industry call "front-loading" entries, so that you never miss a day of EADJ goodness in his time off. Enjoy the next two weeks' worth of entries in advance!