Smecial Dreams Entry: Celebrity Edition

Let's Lose the Bookmark and Forget Where We Left Off in the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Andrew: a van in Seattle for Brown Town Electrical:

Hey, take the carpool lane and then pull the van over. I need to go to Brown Town.

Smecial Dreams Entry

I'm not sure what this means, but I wrote this in my phone's Notes after waking from a dream:

UAG Update

An IM I got recently from my friend Tom: 

Upcoming Hollywood Movies Based on the Flavors at Wing Stop (*WITH SPECIAL GUEST*)

It's no secret that Hollywood is all out of ideas. Scriptwriters are looking everywhere for some sort of property to turn into a hit movie. The biggest five studios—Universal, Paramount, Warner Bros, Disney and Sony—have now looked to the flavor menu at Wing Stop for inspiration to their next box office hit.

Here are the movie projects that are already in development:

"Garlic Parmesan" by DreamWorks Animation

A grouchy sprig of Garlic (voiced by Ryan Gosling) trapped in a pizzeria learns the value of teamwork and community as he meets Pepperoni (Katt Williams), Mozzarella (Kristen Wiig), Mushrooms (Kevin Hart and Peter Dinklage) and the oftentimes unwelcome Pineapple (Dane Cook).

 ----------

"Mild" starring Alexandra Daddario, Anthony Mackie and Jesse Plemons

The spicy food craze comes to a halt when two food scientists (Daddario and Mackie) accidentally create an addictive new mild spice to add to everything from salads to short ribs. Plemons stars as the FDA agent hellbent on stopping them. A hilarious romp but also an important think-piece about addiction and responsible sourcing. Directed by Adam McKay

 ----------

"Mango Habanero" starring Diego Luna, Benjamin Bratt and Jamie Foxx

A high-stakes prisoner race across the Southwest U.S. where the winner earns their freedom and the losers get executed. Set in the NEAR FUTURE. Also starring Kate Mara as the evil warden.

----------

The following entry was guest written by ANDREW GALL:

"Louisiana Rub"

The "Louisiana Rub” is the story of local barkeep Marcus Reed (Daniel Kaluuya) and jazz singer Elise DuBois (Zoe Saldana), whose fiery performances at the jazz club are as spicy as the city’s cuisine. As passions and secrets blend, the two must navigate through personal and professional conflicts. Directed by Ava DuVernay.

EADJ: Smecial Dreams Entry

Special Dreams Entry

UAG

Smecial Dreams Entry

 

Mini Doppelgänger Entry

This toy also sort of looks like me:

And this dude found on Facebook who might be related to me.

Submitted by Andrew Gall, a hairier, homeless version of Marshall:

Submitted by Bill Dow, John Reid as a "permanent part of the khazakstan exhibit at navy pier."

Mini Doppelganger Entry!

 Submitted by Andrew Gall via text:

"Beard-braided Marshall says good morning!"

Another Mini-Smecial Dreams Entry

Both of these submitted by Andrew, who is easily the biggest Smecial Dreams contributor of all time:

Doppelgängers Update

Submitted by John Reid, a doppelgänger of me:

Another doppelgänger of me, according to Andrew:

And another:

And here's one I found that looks EXACTLY like my brother Jay:

A Mini Smecial Dreams Entry

An IM from me to Andrew:

An IM from Andrew to me:

Smecial Dreams Entry

From Andrew: 

From my friend Mig:

And another one from Andrew: 

Smecial Dreams Mini-Entry

A segment where we all share our hopes, dreams, and... no wait. Just our dreams.

EADJ: Smecial Mini Dream Entry

 

From Andrew:

From Mig:

EADJ Program Note

Thanks to Fiverr's yanitsa for this video!

Sullen Andrew Gall Shows You Boat Safety

 

Smecial Dreams Mini-Entry