The ProofrEADJer: End of Year Edition

The Grammys!

This Friday, CBS presents the 408th Annual Grammys, celebrating the best in music for 2023-2024. 

featuring performances by:

Hogsweat

Spumani Pedi

Tweeparty

G9RV8

Craigslist Meetup '94

Bruh

Izzy Dedd and Lil' Thyroid

Hoo Gotcha (ft. SPAMenoid)

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

The EADJ Facebook Defriender

I've got plenty of FB friends. I can afford to lose one or two. Like D_______ who posted this dumb and vaguely racist meme on her Wall:

Come again? What are you saying now? If there were more corporal punishment, kids wouldn't go around acting like wannabe gangsta thugs, is that the lesson? Or is it a very roundabout way of saying that black kids need to be spanked more? Whatever, man. My brain can't close the loop for you if you don't meet it halfway.

Yeah, D____, you were spanked and look how you turned out. Inarticulate and simplistic. BYE BYE!

This film has not been rated.

The ProofrEADJer, September Edition

Poor Josehpine!

More Proof That I'm Going To Die In A Cab

Or town car. Whatever.





See previous entry here.

Jay's Majestic Blow-Out

Check out my co-worker Jay's impressive coif. In addition to telling him he resembled Michael Cera, I said, "Nice blow-out," and he didn't know what I meant. I said, "You know, like Pauly D from 'Jersey Shore,'" and he didn't know what that meant, either. Then he tells me he doesn't even own a TV. Goddamned hipster.




You can see how its magnificence is magnified during focus groups:

Aiming For 300

Pictured above, Jesus goes bowling with a toddler's head.

This Just In:

An IM from Andrew:

Wedding Tips 7 or 8, I Forget Which.

A special guest drops by to answer your Wedding Tips questions (and to vent about a work-related development).

An As-Yet Unanswered Wedding Tip

Andrew asks Jessica an oblique (and super-dark) Wedding Tip question.

Jessica and Ayana had attempted to answer this question, but they were confused about the meaning of the question and filmed a really awkward non-response which was ultimately rejected by EADJ publishers.

So this is all we got so far.