Happy New Year From Eat A Dick Joel!

Gamepad Terrier is looking forward to a year where he can possibly maybe meet with friends again!

Charging Cord says good riddance to a miserable 2020.

Pastry Box has gotten sloppy drunk already. BRING ON 2021!1!!!

Project Fountain 5. Not Successful.

Okay. Today was kind of a bust. A few factors impeded today's progress, actually. One major factor was how ambitious the amount of new friends was:








The other factor that made things difficult was the unexpected weird promotion that The Old Bridge Deli was running to win back all the customers it lost from being closed for tax evasion. So free coffee caused the upstairs dining area to be uncharacteristically crowded.



Another unwelcome surprise: someone had messed with the friends over the weekend! And the hits keep on coming.



There was lots of difficulty getting to the fountain undetected since everyone was enjoying their free damn coffee. We only were successful in sneaking the "Panther" alien before leaving. We will try later. F.

Some Lo-Jinx At Work

A group of us at Toucan Cleric's Fun try to lift big Dan using that old slumber party trick "Light As a Feather, Stiff As a Board." The major difference between doing it when we were six and doing it now was that we were way lighter then.


Stay tuned in the coming weeks for our sad attempt #2!

Unmitigated Failure

I spotted this earlier today. Fancy that.

RELATED UPDATE: In a creative meeting, I stood between Brynn & Larry K. I congratulated Brynn for winning and she said, "Thanks." Then the CD overheard and asked, "What'd you win?" And Brynn and Larry K muttered, "Rolly Wrap." HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

EXCLUSIVE OUTTAKES!

The following are exclusive outtakes from Andrew Gall's attempts at a Jerald Tribute photo:





It must be noted that Andrew attempted to take these photos on his own and stopped attempting once he had broken a candle holder in the process. Luckily, his newly-arrived fiancée Megan will be available to take one soon.

BONUS BONUS:

Through the miracle of computers, we have created a composite from the separate photos to bring you a "superphoto" of Andrew's cumulative attempts!

Should I STA or should I go

Pictured above, a photo from a few months ago of a business which finally gives Hobbit Travel a run for its money for Worst-Named Travel Agency.

Let's interview the owners today to see what were they THINKING? hahahaha



...Oh.

Let's Try to See How Wide We Can Make The Hole of the EADJ Mail Sack!

(pictured above, an actual letter –written in purple glitter pen– left on Jeanette's doorstep. Click to enlarge)