Sound Advice From a Random Cardboard Box

Pretty good advice overall, for any situation.

Racist Appliances Don't Die– They Multiply!

The EADJ Crappinema Proudly Presents "KAW!" TOMMED!

As if we haven't already done enough with the Crappinema review and the Crappinuum, our Midtown correspondent Tom Weingard has volunteered to post his takes on this movie (which I must inform you, he DID watch in its entirety). EADJ is happy to present TOMMED:

"KAW!" Oh snap, you've been TOMMED!

Spreading the Cheer

(pictured above, Jeanette's sister Terri also got a Christmas greeting from Christy and Peanut, who you might remember from a previous entry. Terri was also befuddled.)

The very first EADJ weekend entry.

Highlights from the "Send Joel to Michelle Branch Charity Concert:"

• Cake sing a Johnny Cash cover, changing the lyrics from "I Walk the Line" to "Joel Eats a Dick."

• 4 Non-Blondes reunite briefly before realizing it was a terrible idea.

• Nicole Kidman comes out to introduce her new husband, Michael Buble.

• Fred Durst delivers six pizzas to the venue, doesn't get tipped.

• Jesus Lizard plays 4 one-word songs. Guess which four words.

• Red Hot Chili Peppers play yet another song that sounds identical to "Under the Bridge."

• Kid Rock pours his hepatitis onto a thirsty crowd.

• Joel joins The Decemberists and Arcade Fire on stage. It's the first time the two bands have ever been booed.

(pictured above, Kelly Marrazza takes it cardboard-style)