Hallmark Christmas Movie Quiz

Here's a fun little game: try to match each Hallmark Channel "Countdown to Christmas" movie to their synopsis. It's harder than it looks!

1) "Charming Christmas" starring Julie Benz, David Sutcliffe and Bruce Gray

2) "Christmas Land" starring Nikki Deloach, Luke MacFarlane and Maureen McCormick

3) "Christmas Incorporated" starring Shenae Grimes-Beech, Steve Lund and Jane Moffat

4) "I Spit On Your Grave 3: Vengeance Is Mine" starring Jennifer Landon, Doug McKeon and Gabriel Hogan

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a) After inheriting a Christmas tree farm, a woman's plans to sell it change when she falls in love with the townspeople and meets a charming lawyer named Tucker.

b) After being brutally raped, Jennifer Hills changes her name to Angela, moves to New York, and joins a support group and hopes for a new life. But when her new friend's murderer goes free, Jennifer will do whatever she can for vengeance.

c) When a young businesswoman plays Mrs Claus at her family's department store over Christmas, her life begins to take some unexpected turns.

d) A man inherits a company that has a toy factory in a small town, but the town needs the factory to stay open. He has to decide to keep or close the factory, and finds the meaning of Christmas (and love) along the way.

Answers someday!

Let's Bathe With Olive Oil And Potpourri In The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Mig Ponce via text:


And submitted by Jessica via text:


Apparently Goatse got divorced?

Smecial Dreams Entry!

Let's Leave a Bunch of Sticky Notes On the EADJ Mail Sack For the Cleaning Lady!

Submitted by Bill Dow, a photo of the new Blue Frog:


Sure she's bigger and a little older than she used to be, but she's still the same as you remember back in Chicago. I mean, just look at her. And yes, she still smells of urine and ash trays, but it's the same old her. That's right. Plus the bar is the same.

Smecial Dreams Entry!

Once again, Andrew wins for dreams.

An IM Convo With Vince

If you don't know what Blue Waffle is, then you definitely do not want to visit "Blue Waffle dot net." You really, really don't want to. I've warned you.

Another (One-Sided) IM To Jessica

Some Recent IMs

This from Tom Weingard:


This from Andrew Gall:


And this from Jessica Foster:


For more on Phoebe Summersquash, click here, here and here.

An EADJ Classic Clip

This clip is from March, 2006. Michelle Litos demonstrates the unexplained drift of the center pleat on her left jean leg after only a few steps.

An Unsuccessful Conversation

A recent IM convo between me and Jessica Foster:

Let's Twist the Cap Off the EADJ Mail Sack and See If We've Won!

Submitted by Mel Kreilein via Facebook, a comic from Unnamed Organization:

An IM Message From Jessica:

Some things never change.

Let's Air Out The EADJ Mail Sack And Spray Some Vanilla Air Freshener In There!

Submitted by Vince, an uncanny resemblance to a certain art director in Chicago, down to the feet up on the desk.




Also looks like Michelle, quite frankly. Did they mate?

We're Staying With Pretty Low Humor Today, Folks

(pictured above, an actual message that Melinda Mitchell left on Jessica's Wall in Facebook)

Let's Borrow the EADJ Mail Sack's Car and Return It Without Filling the Tank Back Up!

(submitted by Jessica Holcomb, a great shot of Curlz MT, a bit that EADJ no longer does)

Wedding Tips 7 or 8, I Forget Which.

A special guest drops by to answer your Wedding Tips questions (and to vent about a work-related development).

Wedding Tip 6: Freeballin' It

A belated, after-the-fact Wedding Tip from Jessica to J'Net.

TUUUUUU! Have and TUUUUUU! Hold

Ayana and Jessica make fun of a honking big portrait. Like, Stalin-big.

Stay tuned for more of their bridal adventures!

Smecial Dreams Entry: Jessica II

"Talk about weird dreams. This one takes the cake. Last night I had a dream that Larry and I were concepting in this nice condo. He decided to start an adirondack chair on fire. I finally put it out, and he did nothing. It then made the floor collapse into the other condo. So then Larry and I are in the other condo looking up at the ceiling... Rick Haman (sic) comes in and yells at me and then Melissa Grein shows up. So weird."

-Jessica Foster


Totally weird. Like why would an art buyer show up when you're still concepting?

A Late Smecial Dreams Entry

"So, I was dating Brian Urlacher... and he just had his neck/back surgery and we were making out in a pool. He said "Oh my neck hurts," and I say, "Oh poor baby," and we kind of made out. Then he started cheating on me, and never called me again. That blew."
-Jessica Foster