This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

More mixtape covers that make you go, hmmmm:

"Before I take the picture, would you like to watch 'Emily In Paris' on Netflix with me?"

This looks like a used cheeseburger wrapper but I like it.

Oh thank goodness I snagged the deluxe edition, or else I'd be stuck with crap.

Tony Stark's old Iron Man suits are being chopped and blinged out over at West Coast Customs. 

If this is hanging on the wall, someone nearby is enjoying a margarita.

If this is hanging on the wall, someone nearby is enjoying cocaine.

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

And now is the time where we judge mixtapes solely by their cover:

CAN YOU FEEL THE EXCITEMENT?! ELECTRICITY GOING THROUGH THIS BITCH! LOOK HOW EXCITED WE ARE!!!!!!!!!

"Come on, tell us. What's your password? JANEY? JANEY5? You can tell us. JSMITH? JANESMITH8? JANEPASSWORD9? Come on, give it to us already. JSUSER? MYNAMEISJANE35? JANE-SMITH-ISME?"

Not sure if this is a mixtape or Rated M for Mature for the Xbox 360.

Believe it or not, this album was released earlier this year, and not in 1998 at a Sam Goody / Coconuts in one of those long CD boxes.

NOT PHOTOSHOPPED

Uh, whoa. Okay. Pass.

I swear if you blur your eyes, it looks like this guy is squatting and grabbing his naked crotch.

The stuff of hip hop nightmares.

You just know that when marijuana is eventually legalized nation-wide, there will be a whole cottage industry of weed-based hip hop that will suffer. Real talk.

Happy Labor Day!

To help with today's festivities, Joel has offered a few Labor Day party tips:

• When hanging Labor Day streamers and balloons, use a higher ladder than necessary so that you can keeping eating dick, also.

• Labor Day decorations like 'Happy Labor Day' banners and dioramas can be found at your local Labor Day Store at the strip mall, over by that place where I eat dick all the time.

• Eat dick

• Shouting "Happy Labor Day" while chowing down dick is often muffled. But people pretty much get the point of what you're saying.

• Some good ideas for Labor Day costumes: "Dick-eater." "Dick-diner." And that's pretty much all I can come up with.

• The annual Labor Day Parade on Main Street is a cherished tradition. Look for me on the float shaped like a dolphin.

• Dick punch is the equivalent of egg nog for Labor Day. No, I mean punch with dick in it, not punching somebody's dick. That's wasting food.

• Some people get depressed this time of year because they're alone. If you're one of these people, throw one of those empowering, defiant "Anti-Labor Day" parties at a local bar. That'll show everyone. Also, eat some dick to make you feel better.

• Eat dick

• Eat dick

• Leave any dick you don't eat for me. I mean, sharing is the true spirit of Columbus Day... I mean Labor Day. Whatever.

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