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Let's Catch Up With The Three Girls From The Classmates.com Banner

If you've ever been on the Internet, you've probably seen banner ads for classmates.com that feature three winsome young maidens from what looks to be the 80s. EADJ tracked each of these three ladies down to ask them what they're up to now.

Girl #1

Often mistaken for Andrea Zuckerman from "Beverly Hills 90210," Kinshasa Malou is now married and working as a cost consultant for a cracker factory in Couer D'Alene, Idaho. Her hobbies are playing BioShock Infinite and coaching her daughter's soccer team while wearing extreme jump shoes. 

Girl #2

Through some cosmic coincidence, the second Classmates.com girl is also named Kinshasa Malou. Since posing for the infamous 80's photo, Malou has since joined the NASA Space Program as commander of the STS-112 crew, which recently completed its mission to the International Space Station. Malou is married to actor Jeremy Renner and currently lives in Palma, Majorca.



Girl #3

Since her sex change back in 1991, the third girl named Kinshasa Malou (yet another coincidence that science can't explain) opened and now runs a hardware/radiator repair store in Billings, Michigan. Malou is a staunch Republican and NRA backer, and she still insists on using the word "Chinaman."

Mel Reacts To My Parents' Reaction to 2 Girls 1 Cup

Here is my parents' original reaction.

More entries from Brad Harvey's notebook!

The following are entries in Brad Harvey's notebook/journal. EADJ got their hands on it when Brad got up to take a dump in The Caribou Coffee on Michigan Ave. Employees reported later that he forgot to flush.

• New idea for reality show: film a bunch of people living together and generally just bitching about stupid shit. Tentative title: Remnants of the Coccyx

• Finish that ear of corn behind the futon

• What was the name of that guy who played B.A. Baracus in "The A Team?" Gotta go to the library and look it up...

• I should totally buy the domain http://http://.com! I could make like a hundred dollars!!

• Start using inverted parentheses, just to be different!

• Remember Wesley Snipes' words of advice about who to bet on next time I'm at the roulette table at The Grand Victoria Riverboat Casino on the scenic Fox River, just east of Route 31 in Elgin.

• Confront Ryan about those farting parties he keeps throwing in my cube. No, wait. That's ME! )Confront Ryan anyway(

• Return that pretty girl's neck brace. She probably needs it.

• Fried chicken and okra! That's the best!

• Ask doctor why pee is green and gravy-like lately

• Get LAID!!! )stop by ATM first(