AMC's Stubs Rewards Program is wildly successful, mainly because its members enjoy exciting new benefits every week. Here are the latest perks to joining AMC Stubs:
• A firm handshake and look of respect from a real local farmer
• Special 3D pants for 3D movies
• You can sleep here anytime you have a fight with the wife
• If the movie you're watching sucks, you're allowed to yell "ALEXA, NEXT!"
• If you are illiterate but interested in other cultures, all subtitled movies can be read to you
• If you are illiterate but interested in other cultures, all subtitled movies can be read to you
• We'll sneak you a medium popcorn even if you just ordered a small. We won't tell. It'll be our little secret.
• If there's a person of a certain ethnicity who's being loud in the theatre, we can ask one of our employees of that same ethnicity to ask them to be quiet so that you don't have to and end up looking racist.
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