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Here Are Your Timesheets For Oct 29, 2018

Hello this Esmerelda from clean your office.

CEO Bailey tell me to remind everyone to put trash cans out from under desk so I and Maria can empty them. Also I spose to tell you do time sheet or else nobody get pay. Is important he say.

Here are job number:

535015: Knocking on George McFly's forehead

190130: Holding redacted documents to the light to read what's crossed out

772942: Trying to find the dollar symbol to type "KE$HA"

621222: Feeding the trolls

375885: Making enough of the "jack off" sign so Robert can see but Bailey can't

001237: Looking up "Enuff Z'nuff" on Wikipedia to educate yourself

463464: Spooning with a boner

711713: Returning these goddamn Zappo shoes to goddamn Zappo a third goddamn time because they still don't goddamn fit

228144: Sticking a plunger down your plunging neckline