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Friday, December 6, 2024

Announcement: New Perks of the AMC Stubs Membership


Movie theaters are finding new ways to get and keep audiences coming back, and the AMC Stubs Rewards program is one of the successful ones, mainly because of the wealth of benefits that joining the club offers. Here are a few of the newest additional perks:

• At every Marvel movie premier, we will expose you to massive amounts of radiation to turn you into a superhero.

• If you don't like the writing of any movie, you can shout "BAD WRITING!", and our dedicated staff of writers will figure out a new scene for you on the spot.

• Sometimes we'll put fully shelled Kola nuts in your popcorn, just to keep you on your toes.

• During screenings of Oscar contenders, we will hire someone to sit next to you and poke you to make sure you stay awake.

• If she's around, actress Madeline Stowe will answer any questions you may have about any movies that have her in it (no autographs or photos please).

Friday, September 28, 2012

Two Facebook Messages


To Eva Cunningham: No thanks. I'm pretty sure you're a pornstar/spammer. Fuck off.

To Katie Holmes: Hi. It's nice to see you're back on the market. It must have been a really emotional, difficult divorce. But glad to see you back on your feet, ready to meet new people. But no thanks. I'm married already.