I Have Questions.

I spotted this promo for a new talk show on Tubi featuring football great Deion "Primetime / Neon Deion" Sanders.

The poster doesn't reveal a ton of information, so I have questions:

• "The talk show you didn't know you needed" Why? Is the format refreshingly different? Weather forecasts featuring a koala? Topless cooking segments?

• I'm guessing Deion has interviewed people before, having hosted NFL broadcasts and whatnot. But who are he and his cohost interviewing? Reality stars? Retired football players and their wives? Other Sanders?

• Does the title "We Got Time Today" give us any clues? It's a daily talk show with extra time for in depth interviews? Are there no commercial breaks because it's broadcast on Tubi? What the shit is Tubi, anyway? Questions.

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

 

Amerie is naked at the JC Penney Portrait Studio.

Hand puppets + marionette strings + Brady Bunch grid = Almost total confusion

Ew.

Ew. Again.

Maybe try digging the underwear out of your ass beforehand, eh?

I don't know either of these two gentlemen, but I imagine they wasted a million dollars in their effort.

WTH. Fine. As is.

Some mixtape covers are better left blank.

Is that shaving cream? Stuffing? Semen? Bubbles? Fuck it– pass.

The ProofrEADJer: September Edition

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Yes, this was in a Walmart parking lot. And yes, that was a legit Backstreet Boys reference.

6 Lies Told By The New York Renaissance Faire Brochure

1) Fantasy already rules. It doesn't need a special designated place.  :)

2) Since 1977? Please. Fully fledged medieval nerdfests were conceived in the 70s but became popular in the early 80s. Don't stretch the truth, Sir Galahad.

3) Tuxedo, NY will have nothing to do with this merry band of mischief makers and fat chicks.

4) T-shirts aren't considered historically accurate. Not the Hypercolor ones, at least.

5) You don't really get to meet Robin Hood. Robin Meade, however, will be on hand for some reason.

6) "We're easy to reach." Right. Type in "Tuxedo, NY" into Google Maps and you'll get directions to The Men's Wearhouse in Staten Island.

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