The ProofrEADJer: December Edition

This Portion of EADJ Was Brought To You By Cole Slaw

Cole slaw. The side accompanying your favorite food that you never asked for.

Cole slaw. A slightly more edible garnish than parsley.

Cole slaw. It tastes even worse than you expected.

Cole slaw. Not cabbage's finest hour.

Cole slaw. Somehow a Southern barbecue staple.

Cole slaw. It's Sweet?! Ewwww.

The Internet Is a Very Stupid Place

A meme spotted somewhere in social media:

A few things:

• A baby's skin in contact with glue is not a good idea. At all.

• A baby's skin in contact with glitter is also a terrible idea.

• If you DID do that and put their hand or foot imprint on a Christmas ornament, I can guarantee you it would NOT look like that.

• This meme is total bullshit and whoever made it has never seen a baby or a footprint in real life.

Saying Goodbye To A Bunch of Shit While We Say Goodbye to February

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Bye!

More Episode Summaries of Netflix's "Charlie's Colorforms City"

Season 2, Episode 1: Casey and Franklin discover crates of stolen goods in the back of Charlie's home. He bribes them some of it to keep them silent, then makes plans to move the merchandise to a safer spot.

Season 2, Episode 2: Charlie's sister and mother fly in to visit him from Vancouver, but he doesn't want to see them. He stays away and doesn't answer his phone until they give up and fly back home.

Season 2, Episode 3: Too many gambling debts forces a mob enforcer to pay Charlie a visit. After breaking his kneecaps, wrists, hip, and shoulder blades, the goon leads in a song about honoring promises.

Season 2, Episode 4: Dana and Lily discover that Charlie has been playing them both as girlfriends. Neither is willing to admit that they are the source of HPV.

Season 2, Episode 5: Charlie steals from an old folks home and justifies it by saying it was a memory care facility and no one there realizes anything's missing anyway.

The EADJ Pun Police 2021

"Mornin', Deputy Cezary."

"Morning Captain. I see we're ready to round up some terrible puns today?"

"We are if you are."

"Then let's begin."

"My goodness. That is pretty awful."

"Looks like a handwritten, home-brewed pun than something mass produced. Lucky us."

"'Roux the Day?!' Yikes, Captain! That is just awful. I wonder if they changed the setting of the show to New Orleans just to accommodate that awful pun."

"And what the hell is a 'gourmet detective'?"

"No idea, Captain. Call for backup. This is getting messy."

"LADIY-BOX?! Why would they do that?"

"I'm not sure. They're German, we're a Polish police sitcom, and the pun is English. I'm so confused!"

"EVACUATE THE ENTIRE AREA. CALL IN AN AIR STRIKE"