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"Only True Friends Leave Footprints In Your Pathmark."

Happy Friday!

Pictured below, Walmart's Orwellian signage celebrates American jobs at the SELF CHECKOUT.

 

EADJ Fashion Round-Up

This person on the treadmill sounded like someone was giftwrapping trash bags in cellophane during a hailstorm.

This dude has so many pulls, straps, and twist-ties that he should stay at least a mile away from a corn thresher.

Even if the fishing hat doesn't match the bag or the Uggs, the fur fringe ties the whole thing together.

I swear I was psyched to spot Shrek.

A Vegan Peeve

I'm sure it's for legal reasons, but I hate it when vegetarian/vegan companies purposely misspell their products as a WINK that they're not really what they're pretending to be. They use descriptors like Turk'y, Chick'n or Saus'age, trying SO hard to sound tasty, but ultimately making me gag, thinking of it all tasting like soy ass.