Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To HBO Max This Month

Every so often, HBO Max renews or cancels shows or movies due to server size. Here now are all the shows that will be added to HBO Max this month:

• Mark Maron Almost Comes Up With a Complete Comedy Bit

• Chernobyl: The Musical

• Two Broke Girls and One Cup

• Top Gear: EV Edition

• Severance: The Joan Severance Story, Not the Popular HBO Show

Here are the shows and movies that HBO Max is removing from their lineup this month:

• Axl Rose's Yelling At a Farmers Market

• Diners, Drive-Ins, Dives & Depression

• Chernobyl: The Game Show

• Project Runway / America's Next Top Model combination show where a totally unqualified runway model wears some ineptly designed outfits

• Thorjack Norseman

Unintentional Ninja Turtles, Part IV

Another collection of things in the world that vaguely resemble Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:

 

UAG

UAG

Fashion/Song Lyrics Round Up

Hold me now. It's hard for me to say I'm sari.

Now whip it

Into shape

Shape it up

Get straight

Go forward

Take the A train

Try to find it

Where the fuck is it

So, Senator,

So, Janitor,

So long for a while

Remember, You're never fully dressed

Without a smile! 

On a warm summer's eve

On a train bound for nowhere

I met up with the gambler

We were both too tired to sleep

So we took turns a-starin'

Out the window at the darkness

The boredom overtook us, he began to text

You oughta be in pictures,

You're wonderful to see,

You oughta be in pictures, 

Oh what a hit you would be! 

My Adidas

walked through concert doors

and roamed all over coliseum floors

I stepped on stage, at Live Aid

All the people gave and the poor got paid

[No lyrics, just instrumental traditional Bolivian music]