Digital Marketer Trips Over Their Dick Using AI

Some online ads for a company named Typeset really set a low bar for communication.

First, they tell you that you need to use their services because you can't "crank out" content.

Then just one scroll later, they're offering everything you need to CRANK OUT content.

Well, which is it, Typeset? Did the AI copywriter get conflicting prompts and vomit out your copy both ways? Or is this supposed to confuse people and make them give up, laying the groundwork for a true AI takeover?

Announcement: New Perks of the AMC Stubs Membership

Movie theaters are finding new ways to get and keep audiences coming back, and the AMC Stubs Rewards program is one of the successful ones, mainly because of the wealth of benefits that joining the club offers. Here are a few of the newest additional perks:

• At every Marvel movie premier, we will expose you to massive amounts of radiation to turn you into a superhero.

• If you don't like the writing of any movie, you can shout "BAD WRITING!", and our dedicated staff of writers will figure out a new scene for you on the spot.

• Sometimes we'll put fully shelled Kola nuts in your popcorn, just to keep you on your toes.

• During screenings of Oscar contenders, we will hire someone to sit next to you and poke you to make sure you stay awake.

• If she's around, actress Madeline Stowe will answer any questions you may have about any movies that have her in it (no autographs or photos please).

Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched

"Do I have something on me?"

"Hey there, Sssssssssssssssssssssssssexy."

"Oh yeah? You think you're the sexiest crew on the Paducah strip circuit? Well, try to outsexy THIS..."

"I love you." "Bullshit."

"Let me prepare my landing strip for your 737."