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Bloodbaths at Big Box Stores?

I was at Walmart and spotted this blood spill kit near the entrance:

I automatically thought of the unruly and sometimes violent Walmart customers I see in online videos. Are fights that lead to bloodshed really so common in Walmart that they have to set up a station for it?

Then a few days later I spotted the same type thing at Target, except it's behind the registers:

Who are these walking blood bags that explode at Walmart and Target? Are stab victims stopping by to pick up a few things on the way to the ER? Maybe that's why they make employees wear red at Target.

Next time you shop at either of these places, know that if you suddenly puncture your femoral artery, they'll be able to clean it up.

EADJ Presents: Which Diddy Crime Documentary Should You Watch?

So you want to sit down and watch a crime documentary using dramatic music and recounting (or even recreating) Puff Daddy / P. Diddy / Diddy's allegations of sexual assault, sex trafficking, grooming minors,  false imprisonment, forced labor, kidnapping, arson, bribery, and obstruction of justice. But which one should you watch? Use this handy guide which makes all its assumptions based on the posters:

"Diddy: The Making of a Bad Boy" on Peacock

Use of Red: A shocking splash of what looks like tomato soup drips down the side over one of Diddy's eye. Diddy stands in front of a rough cement wall, which implies prison or crime. The reflection in his sunglasses shows all the celebrity coverage.

Verdict: Guilty

"Diddy: Monster's Fall" on Amazon Prime Video

Use of Red: They colored Diddy's skin and shirt to be bright red, so now he looks either like Darth Maul or the Devil in any Broadway musical. The crackling effect and the crumbling wall behind him indicate a disintegrating empire. And prison. Or unqualified house painters.

Verdict: Guilty

"TMZ Presents: The Downfall of Diddy" on AppleTV and Tubi

Use of Red: Only on the TMZ logo, which if you ask me does implicate THEM as evil. Diddy stands in darkness with only his innocent looking eyes peeking out for help.

Verdict: Guilty