Yo, Let's Say Goodbye to a Bunch of Advertising Straw Men!

And this one submitted by the lovely Emily Kane:

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!

Kickstarter Projects That Failed To Meet Their Funding Goal

The following crowdfunding campaigns were the least successful this month:

• A high protein drink made exclusively of hangnails bitten off by nervous students

• A special edition "flip and fuck" for celibate people

• Specially angled square rigged sails that allow navigators of tall ships to FINALLY sail upwind at angles closer than 60 degrees

• Skateboards with sensors that warn you when cops, Karens or kids who can skate better than you are nearby

• The Gräfenberg spot cleaner