The ProofrEADJer: May Edition

The Latest Guests Added To VidCon 2024

VidCon US continues to gather momentum as more content creators and online celebrities sign up for this unique live event in Las Vegas. Here now are the newest featured speakers:

• Halsey's housekeeper Marcia speaks on the importance of dryer sheets and Swiffer Dusters

• Influencer ShortButCute clarifies that people hate her not because she's transgender but because she's an asshole

• The Insufferable Ukulele Orchestra may or may not feature Colleen Ballinger

• Doechii will be invited for a sixth time to make an appearance, and although she has never responded, WOULDN'T THAT BE AMAZING IF SHE SHOWED UP GUYS?

• Prankster and magician Justin Flom will waste everyone's time with some bullshit and people will burn the convention center down

"One Good Thing About Pathmark, When It Hits You, You Feel No Pain."

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Apparently, Brooklinen customers would pay $35 to have their room smell like sweaty, clandestine 70s sex in a camper van.

EADJ Fashion Round-up: Picking Up Kids From School Edition

 This is the culmination of what four years of working from home looks like:

Seventies hanging thread art chic:

The effort to put on actual shoes vs. Crocs is admirable here:

This ensemble spotted in a line at Six Flags. Matchy matchy:

This ensemble spotted in front of elementary school. Matchy matchy:

And not so much clothes but hair here. I'm fascinated by this dude's SHAVEN PART:

"Why don't people dress up to fly anymore," you ask? Because the service is like a city bus terminal and you just want to be comfortable during the whole miserable experience?

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To HBO Max This Month

Every so often, HBO Max renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to HBO Max this month:

• The Masked Sharktank Bachelor

• Bravo presents: Rollerblading Dwarfs and Their 68 Children in a Treehouse

• Solved Mysteries

• Gordon Ramsay's Master Sous Chef Junior, Round Robin Tournament

• The Marvelous Mrs. Merkel

Here are the shows and movies that HBO Max is removing from their lineup this month:

• Just a bunch of Family Guy Instagram clips stitched together to make an episode

• Ted Asso

• Randall Parks & Recreation

• Vanderpump Works (For Once)

• Love & Hip Hop, Salt Lake City Edition

• Steve Harvey Surprised He's In a Courtroom Show

• Specific Hospital

Yes, It's Time Once Again To Say Goodbye To All The Stuff Marketers Want Us To Say Goodbye To!

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Bye! Goodbye! Bye!

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Due to contract negotiations, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Netflix this week:

• Shirtless Antiques Road Show

• Privilege Theatre: People Of Color Act Out What White Women Believe

• I Once Met Hoyt Axton: An Old Casino Teller's Boring Stories

• How They're Made: Boogers With Hair In Them

• Subway Sandwich Artiste Academy

Due to periodic contract negotiations, the following movies and TV shows will be added to Netflix this week:

• I Painted My Balls Like Sonny and Cher

• Sexually Suggestive Plumbing Fixtures

• Joan Osborne Dreams About What Her Life Would've Been Like Without Writing That Damn Song

• Scuzi! Clumsy Pizzeria Workers

• Tejano Covers of Katy Perry Songs That Are Actually Better

• Craft Tape Crafts featuring James Hurberry Who's In Witness Protection and is Actually Named Douglass Kiergarten

The Secret of Getting Ahead is Getting Pathmark.

25 Days of Hallmark Movies, Day 9: "Christmas Lost And Found" Starring Nobody, Nobody, and Diane Ladd

In most of these movies, the young professional woman leaves the big city to go back to her quaint, podunk town in Bumfuck, Egypt. But for some stupid reason, in this movie, the protagonist Whitney leaves NYC for Chicago, and everyone in the script talks about New York being “the big city” as if Chicago weren’t one of the biggest cities in the country. Second City, my ass.

Romance Factor: 2 out of 10

Christmas Cheer: 8 out of 10

Overall Rating: 5 out of 10

Time Until First Kiss: 01:26:27