Hope everyone had a good weekend. Joel sure did.
A busload of cheerleader prostitutes broke down outside Joel's apartment complex. Joel sent his chimp servant out to the bus to care for the hookers' needs while he finished watching the LOST season finale a fourth time.
Flash forwards?!!
After finishing his bit of daily Tivo viewing, Joel went out and chatted with the cheerleader prostitutes about what's wrong with their bus. Donna and Fiona said it was a transmission problem. Keri thought something sounded weird with the alternator. Brianna complained about a grey discharge.
One of the hooker cheerleaders asked Joel if maybe he could call a tow truck for them. Joel said he doesn't have a phone book but wished them all well. He even gave Kellie a case of dicks to tide them over until some real help showed up. Sluts.
(pictured above, a reader submission of the latest awful use for Curlz)
