Merry Christmas From EADJ

From all of us at Eat A Dick Noel Joel, we'd like to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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Nice One, Umi Sushi

Spotted on the DoorDash app: A local sushi place picks the absolutely gnarliest, hardest core piece of sushi to feature as their thumbnail. Friggin' sea urchin is only for a select few (including myself).

UMI SUSHI DON'T WANT ANY OF YOU FUTO MAKI CASUALS