Showing posts with label fiveheads. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fiveheads. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 11, 2024

The Latest Guests Added To VidCon 2024


VidCon US continues to gather momentum as more content creators and online celebrities sign up for this unique live event in Las Vegas. Here now are the newest featured speakers:

• Halsey's housekeeper Marcia speaks on the importance of dryer sheets and Swiffer Dusters

• Influencer ShortButCute clarifies that people hate her not because she's transgender but because she's an asshole

• The Insufferable Ukulele Orchestra may or may not feature Colleen Ballinger

• Doechii will be invited for a sixth time to make an appearance, and although she has never responded, WOULDN'T THAT BE AMAZING IF SHE SHOWED UP GUYS?

• Prankster and magician Justin Flom will waste everyone's time with some bullshit and people will burn the convention center down

Friday, January 19, 2024

Advertising Synergy!


Found in a package of Easy Einstein Water Balloons, a tip-in brochure for JEWELRY. Whaaa?


An advertisement for the Sterling Collections Infinite Love Ring, a romantic piece festooned with 22 hand-set cubic zirconia gems, along with a ring sizer diagram.


On top of that, it asks you to MAIL IN YOUR ORDER of $10 and $6.99 postage to a P.O. Box like it's the 1970s. Who is this for? And who is reading this ad a mere seconds before being beaned by 100 water balloons?