Bloodbaths at Big Box Stores?

I was at Walmart and spotted this blood spill kit near the entrance:

I automatically thought of the unruly and sometimes violent Walmart customers I see in online videos. Are fights that lead to bloodshed really so common in Walmart that they have to set up a station for it?

Then a few days later I spotted the same type thing at Target, except it's behind the registers:

Who are these walking blood bags that explode at Walmart and Target? Are stab victims stopping by to pick up a few things on the way to the ER? Maybe that's why they make employees wear red at Target.

Next time you shop at either of these places, know that if you suddenly puncture your femoral artery, they'll be able to clean it up.

"If You Never Heal From What Hurt You, You'll Bleed on Pathmark Who Didn't Cut You."

Spotted in Target

These two subjects hold the same prominence in my brain, too.

"You're Braver Than You Believe, and Stronger Than You Seem, and Pathmark Than You Think"

"Only True Friends Leave Footprints In Your Pathmark."

"Reality is Wrong. Dreams Are For Pathmark."

Rather Fail With Honor Than Succeed By Pathmark.

"Efforts and Courage Are Not Enough Without Purpose and Pathmark."

"Always Make a Total Effort, Even When The Pathmark Is Against You."

The EADJ Fashion Round-Up: Midsummer Collection

Lorenzo steps out in star jeans, tank top and gold chain murse to wow all the fellas at Lyrics.

Cory takes inspiration from a funnel cake wrapper in this delightful half-stripe/half flamingo ensemble from Kellerman's.

Aloha! Troy and Vic take New Jersey by storm in their anime-inspired outfits. Troy's matching green cargo pants and custom platforms by Hungover Creations. Vic's bell bottoms and tank from Brocade.

Bed Bath & Beyond is a clothing store for some people.

A bamboo floral print paired with leopard Zubas? Check yourself out at the self checkout!

"Never Make a Defense or Apology Before You Are Pathmark."

 

Trouble At Target

Spotted at Target, somebody punched a poster of an infant in the crotch.