Let's Partially Deflate the EADJ Mail Sack For Easier Traveling!

 Submitted by John Reid via text: 

And Now For Something Completely Pathmark

2 Things

I got this random text from a wrong number. So I responded.

What The Shit

I got this random text from a Peter. And I kind of want to see the print options now.

Mini Smecial Dream Entry

Andrew and I continue our oneiric conversation:

Not quite sure why all my dreams have terrible female singers in them.

A Hot, Three-Way IM Convo

Let's Marinade The EADJ Mail Sack In Balsamic Vinegar!

Submitted by Andrew Gall via MSM, "Pun B:"

"WATCHA DOIN?"

NUTN IM @ CHURCH. U?

HOME. IM BORD.

ME 2

 

THIS HOMILY IS 2 LONG LOL!

GET 2 DA POINT, PRECHA!

LOL

OH SHIT ITS TYM 2 DO THE NICENE CREED

OK ITS COOL I KNOW THIS

 

WE BELV IN 1 GOD

D FATHR ALMYT

MKER OF ALL C-N AND UN C-N

WE BLV IN 1 LORD JS CST

D ONLY SON O GOD

ETERNLE BGOTN O FATHR

GD FROM GD, LT FROM LT

TRU GD FROM TRU GD

B-GOTN NOT MD

1 BN W D FATHR

THRU HIM ALL THNGS WR MD

4 US & 4 OR SLVATN

HE CAME DN FRM HVN

BY D PWR O HLY SPRT

HE BCM INCRN8 FROM VG MRY

& WAS MD MAN

4 OR SK HE WAS CRUCFD UDR POTS PIL8

HE SUFRD DYD & WAS BRD

ON DAY 3 HE ROSE AGN

IN ACCRDNCE W SCRPTRS
HE ASCND HVN
& IS C-TED @ RT HAND O FATHR

HE WILL CM AGN IN GLRY 2 JGE LVNG + DD

AND HIS KNGDM W HAVE NO END

WE BLV IN D HLY SPRT, THE LRD GVR O LF
WHO PRCDS FROM FATHR & SN

WITH FATHR & SN HES WORSHPD & GLR5

HE SPOKEN THRU PRPHTS

WE BLVE IN 1 HOLY CATH & APOST CHCH

WE ACKNOWLEDGE 1 BAP 4 4GVNS O SINS

WE LOOK 4 RESURR O DD

& LFE WRLD 2 CM. 

AMN

So, A New Development

I got a text from Andrew this morning:

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Forwarded email
From: mxxxxbxxxx@xxxx.net

Date: Mon, Sep 17, 2012 at 8:44 AM

Subject: Yum yum

To: 

What are the next steps for Andrew? Write back to explain the mistaken identity? Or send back a photo of his pubes? 

"i kind of want to let it ride and see what happens" Andrew wrote.

Stay tuned for the latest in this developing story.

A Text From Andrew

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Let's Compare Yahoo Maps' Route To That of the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Barry via text:

"When I saw a bowling alley arcade gift (1,250 points needed) this disturbing, I knew you had to see it.

The ProofrEADJer, January Edition

Let's Form An Alliance With Both The Warrior Goblins, The Tree Elves And The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by John Reid:

Why There Are Seatbelts In the Back of Cabs

"I'll just get out here. No, don't bother slowing down... I'll just roll out."

Ah, Technology.

Pictured above, my brother texts me FROM THE NEXT ROOM when staying over last month.

These Are the People On the Subway

The New York subway system is full of people. Here are some of them:

The Stairwell Texter


I WLL B HOME N 20 MIN LOL! IM STILL @ GRND CNTRL STATN AND PPL ARE WALKING BY ME CUZ IM TOTLLY IN D WAY LIKE SOME FUCKING IDIOT SHITHEAD SKANK LOL!!!!!! IM SRPRIZED NO 1 HAS SIMPLY PUSHT ME DOWN THE STAIRZ AND BE DONE W ME! PRBLM SOLVD!!!

The Douchebag Moron Who Stands In the Fucking Doorway Blocking Anyone Who Wants To Get In Or Out And Uses His Limited Intellect To Put His Back To the Door So He Doesn't Have To See All the People Who Want To Stab Him In His Fucking Eye and Also Nice Hat You Smug Turd


Tiger!


Miss Trashbag Pants


I'm guessing that she was going for the "Trinity from the Matrix" look. But instead she has to avoid street curbs to prevent getting accidentally kidnapped by the Thursday Sanitation Pick-up.

Fan Belt

(pictured above, kind of hard to tell, but John Reid shows off his new "F" belt buckle)

French Hat.

In honor of Brynn being back from vacation, here's a photo of her with a hat floating above her head: