Synopses For Upcoming Episodes of Netflix's "Charlie's Colorforms City"

"Injustices"

Charlie is forced to confront his own racism when he makes a broad statement about tan people being subhuman. A runaway from Olivetown reveals they are the mayor's illegitimate daughter and throws the upcoming election in turmoil. An unsolved murder remains unsolved.

"Dual Loyalties"

Charlie arranges a meeting of all the Colorforms City gang leadership, only to find out it was a trap set by the police. A hidden camera in a motel room becomes an instant moneymaker for Charlie. Colorforms women lose the right to vote.

"Down, Motherfucker"

Joshua and Ellie help kids learn how to count to 20. Drug lords in the Purple Pink neighborhood take over the surrounding suburb turf and expand their distribution. A train yard murder reveals an entire population of C.H.U.D.s living under Colorform City.

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UPDATE FROM QUORA: Sand is usually not a material that should be used in cat litter because it's more likely to get tracked outside than clumping-type materials, but it also depends on how often your cat uses the litter box.

Whoops!

Meanwhile, At the Gaslight Restaurant...

"Here's your check, folks! Thanks for coming!"

*Looks at check*

"Excuse me, miss?"

"Yes?"

"This seems to be another person's check. And it's for $673.44"

"No, that's the correct check. You're table 8."

"But I only ordered a salad for lunch. This check lists Ossobuco and a bottle of 1995 Chateau Pontet-Canet Pauillac for $480."

"Yes, I hope you enjoyed that Bordeaux. I told you it was full bodied and fruity!"

"But you didn't. And I didn't have any wine for lunch. This is all a mistake. Could I speak to your manager?"

"You already did. And you told her you would pay for your bill. You don't remember?"

"I did?"

"Yep. Will you be paying with Visa or Mastercard?"

"...Uh, Mastercard, I guess..."

Spotted at CVS

A Wonder Woman mask that accompanies a coloring and activity book.

At closer inspection, however, it appears that Diana's long goddess hair has been cropped into a sensible, professional bob. And now she looks like a temp.

Dog Park Missed Connections

The following Missed Connections were posted by dogs that visited the Bucks County Core Creek Dog Park in Langhorne, PA:

You: the black Pomeranian

Me: the dark brown Lab

Howdy, pardner! You seemed as frisky as a bucking bronco when your owner unhooked your leash! We should chase squirrels together and see what happens!

You: the Rottweiler

Me: the other Rottweiler

I know I could kick your ass.

You: the noble Yorkshire terrier

Me: the Irish setter with ants in his pants

Hey Yorky (I hope you don't mind me calling you that)! You seemed detached from all the running/barking action at the park. I think we could be chase-the-ball buddies! Whaddaya say, friend?

You: the wheezing bulldog

Me: the snorting pug

We both seem to be having breathing problems due to over-breeding. We should hang out, like go to a movie or play or something.

The ProofrEADJer: Mid August Edition

 Fun fact: Every time for the past decade, when I type "ProofrEADJer",  it autocorrects to "proofreader" and I have to go back and change it. Agonizing!

Okay, this one is technically not a typo, but the header saying "But The Information Chart" is pretty odd

The ProofrEADJer: Typo Surplus Edition

2 Things

I got this random text from a wrong number. So I responded.

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of September 15

LEAST used hashtags. Least used.

#NFLheroes

#bangerzonvinyl

#hangingwithISIS

#dickcheneynipnips

#theoutfieldreuniontour

#walmartpowerwalking

#andersoncooperinathong

#DMXchildrensbookswhat

#sometimesimsoproudofmylabia

#spendingqualitytimewithkimjong

#icancumactualpancakebatterjustwatch

#ineverfoundjoanriversorrobinwilliamsthatfunny

#myhighschoolprincipaloncetoucheddickswithmeandwespooned

What Are We Doing Today? Another Round of Fake Taglines For That Shitty Movie, "Avalance Sharks?" Sure.

UAG

In Defense Of CBS 2 News' Alice Gainer

Here at EADJ, we feel it's important to take more than one stance on an issue, as we've demonstrated on our famous entries on the abortion debate and immigration reform.

So instead of lambasting Alice Gainer and accusing her of trying to break up the best damn news team of all time,  we stopped drinking the hateorade and have decided to entertain the idea that Alice Gainer is instead a reliable fill-in.

Perhaps we were hasty in judging Alice Gainer and felt threatened based on her looks, which when you think about it, was everything that Martin Luther King, Jr. was fighting.

So let's show appreciation to Alice Gainer for being that clutch team player, that trustworthy substitute teacher who can be there at the drop of a hat. THANK YOU, ALICE GAINER!

Here is a full list of Alice Gainer's journalistic awards on her website.

False Alarm. Kristine Johnson Hasn't Left Channel 2 News.

She actually does the CBS2 News at 5pm and 11pm. I mistakenly thought she was replaced when I was watching the 6pm news and *that blonde woman* was running the desk.

I'm so glad you haven't left, Kristine. I promise I won't make fun of you again on this blog.

But you really might want to reconsider wearing green around the studio. Especially near the Weather Desk.

The ProofrEADJer, November Edition

And now for another segment where we take people's honest mistakes and blow them out of proportion to make us feel better about ourselves.



















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