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"When I saw a bowling alley arcade gift (1,250 points needed) this disturbing, I knew you had to see it.

UAG

Very Important Announcements

Can anyone tell me what the fuck the flight attendant's saying here?

EADJ ProofrEADJer, February Edition

(This one submitted by Tom Weingard:)

An Important Message From Delight

Hi boys.

Now, because of the recent crisis in Haiti, there are a lot of B- and C-list celebrities like Heidi Montag and that Tila Tequila chick who are jumping on the bandwagon and urging people to give generously to the Red Cross or whatever. I'm here to tell you that although, yes, these are useless, parasitic famewhores using this terrible tragedy to call even more undeserved attention to themselves, at least they are pointing some people in the right direction.

You can donate to Haiti relief to:
• The Red Cross
• Doctors Without Borders
• Hope For Haiti

Thank you all for your time. Now, has anyone seen my spangled thong? It was pink and it smelled like Lysol.

EADJ ProofrEADJer, August Edition

Funny how most of these are restaurant-based.