Scooter Seat Was Glum

Scooter Seat was glum.

But Door Hinge was jazzed.

The Airplane Tray Twins were furious.

Dollar Store Box sat in the window like a cat.

Inspection Lock was happy to be working.

Drawers and Microwave just laughed and laughed.

"WATCHA DOIN?"

NUTN IM @ CHURCH. U?

HOME. IM BORD.

ME 2

 

THIS HOMILY IS 2 LONG LOL!

GET 2 DA POINT, PRECHA!

LOL

OH SHIT ITS TYM 2 DO THE NICENE CREED

OK ITS COOL I KNOW THIS

 

WE BELV IN 1 GOD

D FATHR ALMYT

MKER OF ALL C-N AND UN C-N

WE BLV IN 1 LORD JS CST

D ONLY SON O GOD

ETERNLE BGOTN O FATHR

GD FROM GD, LT FROM LT

TRU GD FROM TRU GD

B-GOTN NOT MD

1 BN W D FATHR

THRU HIM ALL THNGS WR MD

4 US & 4 OR SLVATN

HE CAME DN FRM HVN

BY D PWR O HLY SPRT

HE BCM INCRN8 FROM VG MRY

& WAS MD MAN

4 OR SK HE WAS CRUCFD UDR POTS PIL8

HE SUFRD DYD & WAS BRD

ON DAY 3 HE ROSE AGN

IN ACCRDNCE W SCRPTRS
HE ASCND HVN
& IS C-TED @ RT HAND O FATHR

HE WILL CM AGN IN GLRY 2 JGE LVNG + DD

AND HIS KNGDM W HAVE NO END

WE BLV IN D HLY SPRT, THE LRD GVR O LF
WHO PRCDS FROM FATHR & SN

WITH FATHR & SN HES WORSHPD & GLR5

HE SPOKEN THRU PRPHTS

WE BLVE IN 1 HOLY CATH & APOST CHCH

WE ACKNOWLEDGE 1 BAP 4 4GVNS O SINS

WE LOOK 4 RESURR O DD

& LFE WRLD 2 CM. 

AMN