Spotted in Traffic

I liked the plumber better than the movie, to be honest.

UAG

Dog Park Missed Connections

The following Missed Connections were posted by dogs that visited the Bucks County Core Creek Dog Park in Langhorne, PA:

You: The too-cool-for-school Sheltie, walking around the main playground rather than running through it

Me: The half Boxer/Collie who had sniffed your butt already at the entrance but wanted to sniff more

Call me when you want to get together. No, wait. Neither of us have phones. :(

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You: The yappy Chihuahua 

Me: The yappy Pomeranian 

Hey dude you seem pretty cool dude we should totally meet up sometime and hang out dude you know what I mean I don't want to sound too pushy but I got a good vibe from you dude and we should totally hang out that would be cool dude don't you think okay see you later dude bye

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You: That white dog

Me: The half blind Doberman

Hey there white dog. I can't see too good at my age but I remember your color. You were smallish and white and smelled delicious. Hit me up when you get this– I'm pretty hungry white dog

The ProofrEADJer: February Edition

To The Male Employee At The Place Where I Work Who's Too Lazy To Take The Elevator Down To The Lobby To Go Outside And Have Your Stupid Cigarette:

1) You're stinking up the men's bathroom with your cigarette.

2) You're a filthy asshole.

3) You're not fooling anybody.

It's South Orange, Not South Green

Pictured below, a quick peek into a South Orange "recycling" garbage can reveals that it's all been a lie:



Very disheartening, South Orange City Hall.

Blackberry Face II

The EADJ Blackberry Face is proud to announce a new addition to their exhibit: "Frank."


This coupled with our existing exhibit, "Maggie," now doubles the Blackberry Face exhibit, already on display:


:C

UAG

Somebody's Celebratin' on the NJ Train

Looks like Gibson closed the McMackey deal! Cigars for everyone!

Stickin' It To Tha Man, Dawg

Spotted at a hip-hop music festival: three dudes tag a recycling bin. Really.


A recycling bin.


Really.

A Reunion

Pictured below, Andrew and Vince, together again. Sort of.

R.I.P., Ronnie James Dio

So, Ronnie James Dio passed away this weekend from stomach cancer, which totally sucks, because he was in a bunch of great metal bands, including Black Sabbath, Rainbow, and Dio. Matt S wrote to EADJ:

"Bring back the pic of the train guy as a memorial."


And for a minute, I thought he meant this:


...which isn't a memorial at all. Except to good music.

Be cool and purchase Dio's "Rainbow In the Dark" from iTunes here.

DICK. WILL. BE. EATEN. BY. JOEL.

The trailer for "Clash of the Titans" has the least creative tagline that I've seen in a while:




Well, duh. Just shuffle the words of the title around, Mr. Copywriter. Lazy lazy.

Here are some other lazy taglines (feel free to play some over-wrought epic music whilst reading):

THE. JEDI. WILL. RETURN.

PELHAM 123. WILL. BE. TAKEN.

MISS. DAISY. WILL. BE. DRIVEN.

THE. TITANS. WILL. BE. REMEMBERED.

THE. RINGS. WILL. BE. LORDED. OVER.

A LOCKER. WILL. BE. HURT.

CONNECTICUT. WILL. UNDERGO. A. HAUNTING.

SOMETHING YOU DID LAST SUMMER. WILL BE KNOWN. BY. ME.


I don't really have a real ending to this article, so here's a miscaptioned New York Times photo that Bill Dow just sent me:


Fart casserole!

Spotted at the St. Louis Airport

Some very judgmental signage.

These Are the People On the Subway

The New York subway system is full of people. Here are some of them:

The Stairwell Texter


I WLL B HOME N 20 MIN LOL! IM STILL @ GRND CNTRL STATN AND PPL ARE WALKING BY ME CUZ IM TOTLLY IN D WAY LIKE SOME FUCKING IDIOT SHITHEAD SKANK LOL!!!!!! IM SRPRIZED NO 1 HAS SIMPLY PUSHT ME DOWN THE STAIRZ AND BE DONE W ME! PRBLM SOLVD!!!

The Douchebag Moron Who Stands In the Fucking Doorway Blocking Anyone Who Wants To Get In Or Out And Uses His Limited Intellect To Put His Back To the Door So He Doesn't Have To See All the People Who Want To Stab Him In His Fucking Eye and Also Nice Hat You Smug Turd


Tiger!


Miss Trashbag Pants


I'm guessing that she was going for the "Trinity from the Matrix" look. But instead she has to avoid street curbs to prevent getting accidentally kidnapped by the Thursday Sanitation Pick-up.