Clarification

Despite what it says on a Flame Lamp packaging...

... there were no elves in The Dark Knight.

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Always always always means always.

:'(

And Now For Something Completely Pathmark

You Are So Full Of Shit, Q-Tip

Hey Q-Tip, everybody knows the main use for your product is to clean your ears, and I realize you probably have plenty of legal reasons why you shouldn't encourage inserting your product into the ear canal, but come on, man. You're not fooling anybody with your "Variety Of Uses" section on your packaging. Get real, Q-Tip.

A "Variety Of Uses:" Either insert in your left ear OR your right ear! Dealer's choice!

If you're not using your finger to apply your eyebrow ointments (????!!!???!!???!!!!????) you really should take off the flowery dress and try it. Live a little, you raging pussy.

Show me a computer geek who cleans pubes and dried skin from his keyboard with a Q-Tip, and I will show you a fictional character from a Q-Tip Cotton Swab training video.

See, you can't legally show the Q-Tip entering the little brat's nostril, although everyone knows that's what you use it for, right? And this photo was taken .358 milliseconds before the baby flinched and said, "WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?"

Perfect for guys pledging Sig Ep tasked with cleaning the house shower. Scrub that grout, worm! 

EADJ Crappinema Recap, Or Recrappinema

Sorry about doing yet another entry about "Ten Inch Hero," but this is part of the process:


"Ten Inch Hero" falls squarely behind "My Boys Are Good Boys" as the third most "enjoyable" movie that we've reviewed on the Crappinema, which is quite an accomplishment. Part of this can be attributed to the huge amount of things to make fun of, and another part is the presence of tits, two things not usually seen in romantic comedies, except for maybe "The Wedding Crashers."

And since we're on the subject of the EADJ Crappinema, some of you may be wondering why we don't review horror movies. Well, the thing is, horror movies are so formulaicly done and almost always inherently bad to begin with, so to make fun of them would be an exercise in futility. As opposed to "Ten Inch Hero," which is totally not a waste of time.