"Life is Too Short to Live with Regrets– Make the Most Out of Every Pathmark."

UAG

UAG

Some Unknown Perks of the AMC Stubs Card

If you're already a member of AMC Stubs, you already know that you receive tons of great movie benefits, like a free large popcorn refill with every visit, waived online ticketing fees, and a $5 reward for every 5,000 points earned! But did you know that being a member also gets you these terrific, exclusive rewards? Check 'em out!

• Free packet of Twizzlers for your moviegoing group

• One free mini-poster for every movie on opening night that you attend

• The ticket taker will respectfully avoid any eye contact with you

• Ushers will inspect your seat for bombs or booby traps before you sit down

• If you require close captioning, a cue card boy will be standing at the front under the screen

• 100% total immunity from the next Purge

• Your AMC Stubs card dissolves in water for quick, potent pain relief

• Free blumpkin from the senior employee of your choice (must choose before movie starts)

• 30% off all speeding tickets for the rest of your life

• Dine-in theatres only: pre-show wine tastings and social mixer in the skybox

• The ability to spit on non AMC Stubs members

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of November 13

Twitter can suck my ass. But if you use the damn thing, here are unpopular hashtags you can use to further pollute the Internet with your shitty opinions and widen the political divide in this faltering country:

#3titbuffet

#yogaaftertacos

#newcoffinsmell

#chandlerbingfanfic

#GordonRamsaymeditation

#onehourblowjobatLenscrafters

#NoMan'sSkyGameofTheYearEdition

#who'sgrabbingmyballsundermyskirt

#IwanttopunchChrisPrattsohardintheface

Stupid Is As Stupid Swims

More unnecessary taglines for a movie that only three people probably watched.

A Text From Andrew

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New York City. The Most Exciting City On Earth

Pictured below, a man helps a woman with her coat's zipper (or is the woman helping the man with his coat's zipper?). Either way, we are the world.

An IM Convo

Hot off the presses, this is an exchange with Andrew:

Work Solicitor Email Inbox Fail Time!

As some of you may know, this writer works in the advertising industry at an agency called Toucan Cleric's Fun. And every day, I receive countless spam emails from photographers, illustrators and Chris Brown from Get Reehl. Here are three of the most notable recent inbox entries:


"National Champaign for the National Guard." That is some atrocious spelling, even if you were going for the word 'champagne.' But maybe spellcheck thought Dave Nagel was talking about Champaign, Illinois. Whatever.



Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh. Wick Beavers. Huh huh huh huh huh.


"Hey, David?"
"Yeah?"
"About this expense report. You bought some photography?"
"That's right. I purchased couple of photos for an ad. Is there a problem?"
"Yeah...it says you bought some images from 'Minorpix' with your credit card."
"Right, so?"
"Special Agent O'Grady here would like to ask you a few questions about that."

They're Back!

Spraychel For President

The makers of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! Spray have launched a new ad campaign revealing Spraychel, a peppy young Cartoon-American who is now running for President.

Spraychel campaign workers, however, have already characterized her as a domineering bitch who micromanages and fires at a whim. More on this developing story later.

Let's Keep Sending Snow Globes As Gifts To the EADJ Mail Sack, Even Though It's Stated Clearly That It Doesn't Collect Snow Globes Anymore!

Submitted by Vince Soliven, a screenshot of the K-Y viral website where Vince had repeatedly tried to insert Bryan Dixon's name in it but was banned for being "profane."

Let's Try To Fit Our Fist in the EADJ Mail Sack Even Though It's Told Us Repeatedly That It's Not Into That Kind of Thing!

Submitted by Brad Harvey, an email from the most tenacious rep the advertising world has ever seen:

It's so sweet.

------ Forwarded Message
From: chris brown
Date: Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:51:51 -0600
To:
Subject: Mr. Harvey..........

How are you man?

It's been forever since we've spoke. What's new in yer life? Heard
you quit smoking!

I've been jamming out here and traveling a bunch. Always a plus.

Well, just wanted to to catch up and see what the creative mind at
Y&R is up too. Anything coming up for MGD or Sears?

Shoot me a line when you get a moment. I know you're busy.....

Cheers,
Chris


Chris Brown
Get Reehl Representation
XXX N. Michigan #1634
Chicago, Il 60601

(pictured above, probably not the right Chris Brown we're talking about)