Dog Park Missed Connections

The following Missed Connections were posted by dogs that visited the Bucks County Core Creek Dog Park in Langhorne, PA:

You: the black Pomeranian

Me: the dark brown Lab

Howdy, pardner! You seemed as frisky as a bucking bronco when your owner unhooked your leash! We should chase squirrels together and see what happens!

You: the Rottweiler

Me: the other Rottweiler

I know I could kick your ass.

You: the noble Yorkshire terrier

Me: the Irish setter with ants in his pants

Hey Yorky (I hope you don't mind me calling you that)! You seemed detached from all the running/barking action at the park. I think we could be chase-the-ball buddies! Whaddaya say, friend?

You: the wheezing bulldog

Me: the snorting pug

We both seem to be having breathing problems due to over-breeding. We should hang out, like go to a movie or play or something.

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This one could be interpreted a couple of ways, actually.

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So, A New Development

I got a text from Andrew this morning:

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Forwarded email
From: mxxxxbxxxx@xxxx.net

Date: Mon, Sep 17, 2012 at 8:44 AM

Subject: Yum yum

To: 

What are the next steps for Andrew? Write back to explain the mistaken identity? Or send back a photo of his pubes? 

"i kind of want to let it ride and see what happens" Andrew wrote.

Stay tuned for the latest in this developing story.