Mini Doppelgänger Entry

This toy also sort of looks like me:

And this dude found on Facebook who might be related to me.

Submitted by Andrew Gall, a hairier, homeless version of Marshall:

Submitted by Bill Dow, John Reid as a "permanent part of the khazakstan exhibit at navy pier."

A Hot, Three-Way IM Convo

A Pair of IM Convos

This from Bill Dow:


And this one from Andrew Gall:



Insert "I'll be Bach" joke here.

Let's Buy Expired Gift Cards For the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted via text from Bill Dow, some true words of wisdom:

Let's Check Our Instant Messages For Today

Dear Mr. Dow

An IM Convo

And inevitably:

An IM Convo

Let's Use a Centrifuge To Separate the Chicken Cartilage From the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Bill Dow:

"does f have a website?"

Let's Leave a Bunch of Sticky Notes On the EADJ Mail Sack For the Cleaning Lady!

Submitted by Bill Dow, a photo of the new Blue Frog:


Sure she's bigger and a little older than she used to be, but she's still the same as you remember back in Chicago. I mean, just look at her. And yes, she still smells of urine and ash trays, but it's the same old her. That's right. Plus the bar is the same.

Smecial Dreams Entry!

Once again, Andrew wins for dreams.

DICK. WILL. BE. EATEN. BY. JOEL.

The trailer for "Clash of the Titans" has the least creative tagline that I've seen in a while:




Well, duh. Just shuffle the words of the title around, Mr. Copywriter. Lazy lazy.

Here are some other lazy taglines (feel free to play some over-wrought epic music whilst reading):

THE. JEDI. WILL. RETURN.

PELHAM 123. WILL. BE. TAKEN.

MISS. DAISY. WILL. BE. DRIVEN.

THE. TITANS. WILL. BE. REMEMBERED.

THE. RINGS. WILL. BE. LORDED. OVER.

A LOCKER. WILL. BE. HURT.

CONNECTICUT. WILL. UNDERGO. A. HAUNTING.

SOMETHING YOU DID LAST SUMMER. WILL BE KNOWN. BY. ME.


I don't really have a real ending to this article, so here's a miscaptioned New York Times photo that Bill Dow just sent me:


Fart casserole!

As The Retinas Burn

Yvette's Bridal Formal is currently a link on the EADJ sidebar, and holy fuck, is it one hideous website:


Here are some IM responses from people:

Ranee


Joanne


Bill Dow


Tom


J'Net

Bill Dow is Indirectly Responsible For This

Spotted in Quincy, IL (????), an ad for a transmission repair place:


This begs several questions:

• They know what a tranny is in Quincy, right?
• So they know that they named their entire business around a tranny joke, right?
• And they know that their target audience probably aren't trannies, right?
• And they can't be completely surprised if someone completely misguided sees this ad with the clip art doctor thinking it's actually a tranny clinic, right?
• Uh, that isn't a real tranny clinic, or is it?
• Why did they have to move?

A Peek Into the Mind of Bill Dow

Sewage Worms Update

I guess I'm late to the whole Sewage Worms party (thanks to Bill Dow for the tip), but apparently there were these gross things spotted in a sewer in North Carolina (not footage of Janice Dickinson's pap smear):



That still doesn't explain why someone had "The Sewage Worms" written on a nametag.

And yes, mentioning the Crabtree Valley Mall in North Carolina was just a spooky coincidence.

Here is an article explaining what the piss those things are.

Let's Tap Our Cigarette Ash Into the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted via IM by Bill Dow, a quick anecdote about him and his fiancée:




Way to spoil a good story, Pewter Bear. You're probably one of those types that people invite to a party, like once. Cuz once you get there and start spouting off your know-it-all, insufferable pie hole full of facts, the word spreads that you're a detestable, unimaginably withering puke of a shitstain. Read these next three words slowly and carefully, Pewter Bear, so that it can enter that thick pewter brain of yours: NOBODY LIKES YOU. Oh, and: DIE.

Anyway, thanks to Bill for letting me publish that!

Let's Ask the EADJ Mail Sack To Speak To Their Manager!

Submitted by Bill Dow: "Awesome."

Ahem.

Submitted by Bill Dow, from the Ryan Adams show at the Fillmore:

EADJ Reader Update

Breaking blog news from Bill Dow:

"i just got banned from a blog's comment section for not using capital letters."

Bill says the owner of the Chicago Tribune blog "Change of Subject" banned all his posts because of stylistic differences, but also probably because he called him "an Obama shill."

The blogger posted his post for banning him:

ZORN REPLY -- It's not acceptable Internet style here at Change of Subject. If you don't care enough about what you're saying even to use capital letters, why should anyone care what you have to say at all? Consider this your last warning.

you're banning me for not using capital letters? with a sentence that contains a grammatical error? here's some capital letters for you: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

good luck with the blog, generalissimo.

ZORN -- Yup!

"nothing could make my day more complete," Bill wrote.

Please note that at EADJ, you can pretty much write whatever however you want here, and we will rarely block you. Your non-capped comments are safe here, Bill.

(pictured above, a photo that came up when I Googled "Bill Dow")