The Latest Kickstarter Projects That Failed To Get Funded

Sometimes crowdfund projects fail to make their goals. Here are the latest Kickstarter projects that succeeded in failing:

• Comically large gynecological speculum

• Popemobile truck nuts

• Home decor that says "LIVE LAUGH LUBRICATE"

• MONOPOLY, Bitcoin Version

• Powdered shampoo? Who knows.

• Little booties for newborn shrimp

• A special bumper sticker that only Cyclops from the X-Men can read that says "HONK IF YOU LOVE JEAN GREY"

Someone Ran the Comp Illustration

Spotted online: Michael Jackson retires with $500,000

Let's Install An Old 6-CD Changer In The Back of the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Emily Kane:

I don't know what to make of this either, dear reader.

The ProofrEADJer: January 2021 Edition