Rather Fail With Honor Than Succeed By Pathmark.

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Let's Rest Our Gangrenous Leg On Top of the EADJ Mail Sack!

 Submitted by Pat Ng: 

"It doesn’t seem like the winning team practices workplace safety."

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And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Take a Screenshot On Android ZTE ZMAX

1) Make sure the image you want to capture is displayed on the screen.

2) Press and hold the Power and Volume down buttons at the same time.

3) The screenshot is automatically saved in your Gallery.

And speaking of gallery, I'm no art critic, but it's been my experience that the best artists don't sit in the back of a limo and brag about how many dollars their paintings sold for at Sotheby's or whatever just to get the lady friend they're with to sleep with them. Stay safe, kids!

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Stick Your Fist In The Fashion Hole

And now, that segment where we rag on strangers for wearing clothes that are different that what we would wear. Because we are such fashion plates.

Josie sports this winter's most dangerous ensemble- a bright vertical green outfit near Christmas trees for sale. Way to tempt the nearsighted, Josie!

Roderick's all-tan outfit tells the world, "Hey, I know beige should be used sparingly, but I embrace it from my shoulders to my crotch, and that's okay with me... hell, I think I look sexy... where are you going?"

Carissa puts on just enough clothes to not get arrested for showing her tits while walking by Pottery Barn Kids.

Sometimes Moms are so absorbed with looking out for the welfare of their children and all of their needs that they mistakenly wear their bra on the outside. At least Lupe does.

Badger boots. And a mountain lion's hide for a coat. This is perfect for wooing the bad guy in "Beauty And The Beast."

Money is filthy and full of germs, so Carl here wisely wears a rubber glove to keep his right hand clean. Why didn't he protect his left hand? Because that's the hand he wipes with, genius. Duh.

First Unfortunate Logo of 2009

Found in the iTunes Applications store, a logo for Wine Enthusiast Guide:


Unfortunately, it looks like the crotch of a half naked dude with a red t-shirt and some serious bush.