An Observation About a Local Church Bulletin

I looked in my church bulletin and have played enough Mortal Kombat to know that I'd have to beat the Catechetical Leader, the Bookkeeper, and both Permanent Deacons before I could defeat the Very Reverend Pastor/Prince Goro.

Let's Shave Gyro Meat Off of the Sides of the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Emily Kane, this article with a technically correct but very lazy photo caption: 

Caption Contest!

"High five!"

"Holy Trinity Powers, ACTIVATE!" (insert Super Friends sound effect)

"I, state your name..."

From Grant Martin on Facebook: "They look like they're trying to catch a bird that got into their house."

"Raise your hand if you want ice cream!"

"WASSSSUP! Dove in the house!"

Hey Minus!

(pictured above, Suz and Emily show their enthusiasm for a good grade given by a trade mag to an ad agency that they work at)