"Fear Is The Pathmark To the Dark Side. Fear Leads To Anger. Anger Leads To Hate. Hate Leads To Suffering."

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Submitted by Mig via text:

"This rapping DJ looks like she hangs out at Jabba's palace."

EADJ Wishes You A Happy Independence Day

EADJ would like to wish all our American readers a happy July 4th. The idea of a country with the promise of expressing yourself freely, carving out a living for yourself and living without oppression lives on, and patriots continue to hold dear and fight for that idea.

(Ray can be spotted in the middle of the boat, btw lol)

The EADJ Crappinema Is Proud To Present "Gooby"

"Gooby" is a self-described "family friendly" children's movie, implying that "Finding Nemo" and "Shrek" somehow feature hookers, drug deals, and buckets of gore. "Gooby's" distributor Monterey Media really go out of their way to drive this "family friendly" selling point home. Fine. If your family enjoys poor production values, trillions of shades of brown, some story resolution that pops up at the end without any forewarning or character development, and badly designed childhood pals who will haunt your nightmares forever, then yes, this is a "family friendly"movie.

It must also be said that it took me forever to write this one up- not because I lost my USB thumb drive and had to watch the goddamn thing all over again, but because it was such utter toil to watch, screen grab, and caption this furry turd of a pap smear. For kids.

 

 

I just realized there are TWO "Return of the Jedi" references in this write-up. Fuck it!

Overall Grade: F