Let's Rest Our Gangrenous Leg On Top of the EADJ Mail Sack!

 Submitted by Pat Ng: 

"It doesn’t seem like the winning team practices workplace safety."

Let's Wash The EADJ Mail Sack In Hot Water And Bake The Stains In Worse Than They Are Already!

Submitted by Patrick Ng, an open invitation to participate in the filming of "Beckinfield" with Star Trek: The Next Generation's Jonathan Frakes.




What is "Beckinfield," you ask? According to their website, "Anyone can join the ongoing story, build an audience, impress a Hollywood casting director, be featured in the highlight reel, and even make headlines in the Beckinfield newspaper."

So, that means Jonathan Frakes is essentially padding his resumé with online community theatre.

Let's Completely Alter The Lyrics To The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Patrick Ng, some dude makes the most of driving a minivan:

An IM Convo With Patrick

Let's Rub Salt Along The Rim of The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Patrick Ng, "the saddest moment of an otherwise fabulous Las Vegas trip:"

Let's Force The EADJ Mail Sack To Share Its Fries With Its Little Brother!

Submitted by Pat Ng, "found in the PayPal parking lot:"

Let's Replenish the Dilithium Crystals of the EADJ Mail Sack!

For this very special sci-fi edition of the EADJ Mail Sack, Pat Ng submits this sad news story:

Star Trek: The Experience Closing in Las Vegas

Also, Tom W has submitted this:

Jay Leads the Las Vegas Men's Chorus.