Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

15 Pathmark Could Save You 15% Or More On Car Insurance.

25 Days of Hallmark Movies, Day 4: "Christmas At Graceland" Starring Kellie Pickler

Romance Factor: 7 out of 10

Christmas Cheer: 11 out of 10

Overall Rating: 9 out of 10

Time Until First Kiss: 01:22:32

And for the first time, EADJ can use the "Kellie Pickler" tag legitimately!

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week Of November 27

What, this again? This fake bullshit entry where we pretend that these are actual hashtags that people have refused to use on Twitter, so then we're offering them for the reading public to use in their own insipid tweets? Yep.

#ottertits

#stripperdick

#skoalcasserole

#harmonicalewinski

#makingabongoutofajoint

#wherethefuckisthataltarboy

#willyoubemineKateGosselin

#hewongetoveritiamagoodperson

#dumpingcomcastfortimewarner

#shittingfrommydeerstandandlovingit

Let's Harangue The Siblings Of the EADJ Mail Sack For No Reason!

Submitted by Chris Stoltz, who said he submitted this before and it was never posted, but he's doing it again:

Let's Slow-Bake The Seeds Out of the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Chris Stoltz via email:

"Did I send this? Well I'm sending it again dammit."

The EADJ Crappinema (Finally) Presents: "Unbeatable Harold"

Ah, Jesus. You'd think after the debacle of losing my keys and the thumb drive that contained the Crappinema review of "Dead Awake," forcing me to rewatch and re-review that crappy movie, I'd have learned my lesson. But sure enough, earlier last month I got drunk and lost my keys AGAIN, losing the EADJ thumb drive that contained the mostly-completed Crappinema review of "Unbeatable Harold." So, yes, I had to rewatch and re-review this sumbitch, too. I must love awful movies.

"Unbeatable Harold" sets out to be a quirky comedy with a goofy underdog protagonist, which is in of itself a fair pursuit. However, rather than really getting to know the characters' motivations and desires, this movie breezes by with cheap jokes and at least five montages to move the story along. It's like someone's fast forwarding to the good parts, but there are none.

So can a film composed mainly of lazy montages build likable, quirky characters? No, I'm really asking you, because I don't know.






























































Sorry to end on such a down note there. Well, back to the review:

Overall grade: F