Hail Satan?

 

Spotted on a garden hose-connected sprinkler pad thing, some fun graphics with numbers, animals and shapes:

Except one with a star labeled as a pentagram? That doesn't sound right.

So I googled "Is a star a pentagram?" and found this:

So I guess it's technically correct but sounds weird. Could'a just written the word STAR, you foreign toy makers. 

"Circle. Triangle. Pentagram." You fucking weirdos.

Movie Poster Design Lesson #1

1) Unless it's a ribald comedy about flatulence, maybe make sure your poster design doesn't prominently feature the word FART front and center.

Let's Drizzle Some Habanera Chipotle Sauce Atop the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Emily Kane via text: 

Amazon link here.

And here's a bonus meme from Emily: