Let's Install An Old 6-CD Changer In The Back of the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Emily Kane:

I don't know what to make of this either, dear reader.

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

"Bachelor Number 5, if I were a wheelbarrow and you were a gardener, what would you do to me?"

Boogie Loc instantly regretted wearing the 150 lb medallion with his name and album title on it.

"A giant crying man standing right behind me. Yeah, right!"

See, this is what happens when you try to make soup without reading the instructions.

See, this is what happens when you take the art class in shading but skip anatomy.

"Why do we need to say grace? I'm right here."

"PAY TRIBUTE TO THIS RECESS' REIGNING TETHERBALL CHAMPION"

At first I was bummed that this was just the shot of some guy's head. Then I realized it was a tarantula crawling back there! Then I looked closer and realized it was just some guy's head again.

This album cover just made Neil Degrasse Tyson's head implode.

Some Surprises From Adele's New Album, "25"

Adele's long-awaited album hits stores today, right when you just got "Rolling In The Deep" out of your head.

Here are a few surprises upon first listen:

• Track 1 "Choices" samples Li'l Wayne clearing his throat and making armpit farts.

• Liner notes credit deceased Cambodian revolutionary Pol Pot for most of the mixing and production.

• Track 3 "Blame Me" is a tribute to Jennifer Lawrence's butler.

• Track 5-8 is just an old Meineke radio commercial on a loop.

• If you play the album backwards, Adele will appear at your house and organize your bills.

• Adele has a hidden track located exactly 18 minutes after the last track of The Flaming Lips' 2013 album "The Terror."

• Most of the album's subject matter reflects Adele's major issues as a 25 year old, like lost love, still getting carded at bars, and not saving your money for retirement.

From The New Jersey Department of Children and Families