The following Missed Connections were posted by dogs that visited the Bucks County Core Creek Dog Park in Langhorne, PA:

You: the Yorkie whose name I forget

Me: the Collie with the human hat

DUDE! We haven't played in forever! It's been so good to catch up! I love your winter coat! Don't be a stranger now, hear?

You: the slinky Doberman

Me: the Bulldog with the underbite (I realize that doesn't narrow it down)

Hello sexy. I saw you looking at me while you were sniffing that German Shepherd. I think maybe you should sniff me sometime?

You: the Dark Chocolate Lab

Me: the French Bulldog with the booties

I was crapping by the water bowls when you walked in. YOU WERE GORGEOUS. Why didn't I talk to you? NEXT TIME BABY.

Let's Drizzle Some Habanera Chipotle Sauce Atop the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Emily Kane via text: 

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And here's a bonus meme from Emily:

EADJ Fashion Tip

If you're fat, don't wear one of those punky jackets with skeletons on it. It just shows people how much strain your poor bones are under. Poor skeleton.