Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Every few weeks, Netflix renews or cancels shows and movies based on viewer preferences. Here are all the shows that will be added to Netflix this month:

• Joe Rogan Endorses Trump and Dares You To Eat a Tarantula

• America's Got Cirrhosis

• Boring Police Procedural With Tits

• To Catch a Predator To Corner Them and Sell Them Amway Products

• Young, Beautiful, Teenage Vampires With Stupid Problems

• 2027 LSAT Prep Review, hosted by Kim Kardashian

• Donkey Ass: The Series

And here are the shows and movies that Netflix is removing from their lineup this month:

• Dumb Influencers Arguing About Fuck-All

• Space Janitors

• The Mandalorian and Tofu

• Shimmy Shimmy Ya, Shimmy Yam, Shimmy Yay

• Disney's Re-Animated Version of the Live Action Version of the Animated Movie

• Reboot of show "Reboot"

• Ice Road Fuckers

Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes...

Pictured below: A banner for Secret Body Spray: 

Pits, Underboobs, Privates, Feet.

Coincidentally, these four areas are where inmates in women's prisons are searched for weapons.

These could also be the nicknames of four female mafia enforcers.

Sofia "Pits" Scapelli

Lucia "Underboobs" Russo

Viola "Privates" Barbieri

Ginevra "Feet" De Luca

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Periodically, Hulu renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences some random algorithm. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Hulu this month:

• The Masked But Unvaccinated Singer

• 4 Hours of Someone Pouring Lentils Into A Bin

• Lathe Woodworking With Stumpy

• The Price Is Right But Only That Game Where You Have To Punch Your Hand Through The Paper Circles

• Parallel Parking with Kaitlyn Jenner 

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And here are the shows and movies that Hulu is removing from their lineup this month:

• Extremely Loud ASMR For the Hard of Hearing

• Family Freud

• Uber Confessions

• Boy Band of Brothers (from the creators of Cop Rock)

• Padma Lakshmi Refuses To Eat That

Let's Say Goodbye To Stuff Ads Want Us To Say Goodbye To!

Goodbye! Goodbye! Bye bye! Goodbye! Goodbye! 

More Whack-a-Doo Conspiracy Theories From The O.G. Maniac

Tons of right wing podcasters, bloggers, cable TV pundits, and even members of Congress spewing all manner of crazy conservative conspiracies now, but let's not forget that Alex Jones is the original "gay frog" bullshit dispenser. Here are some NEW conspiracies that he and his talented writers are cooking up for you:

• TikTok is actual cancer cells, digitized into 1's and 0's to infect tweens and dumb people

• People used to care that Jimmy Crack Corn, back when there were REAL Americans

• Screaming directly into someone's asshole discourages polyps

• Rapper Flo Rida is personally responsible for all the fluoride in city water

• Restaurant hosts have all agreed to MAKE WHITE PEOPLE WAIT LONGER THAN MINORITIES

• AA batteries carry the same charge as C batteries but are more expensive because conspiracy

• That weed you lost? I took it.

Gag

Pictured above, EASILY the most disgusting mobile game ad I've ever had the misfortune to see. Thanks Project Makeover! 🖕

Let's Store Our Unmended Socks In The EADJ Mail Sack!

 Submitted by Emily Kane:

"Pulls your look together" is my personal favorite.

UAG