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 Submitted by Emily Kane:

"Pulls your look together" is my personal favorite.

Know The Difference!

Get it right, people! David Novarro is a TV news journalist for WABC-TV in the New York tri-state area.

Dave Navarro is the guitarist for Jane's Addiction and formerly of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

David Novarro is currently the co-anchor of the Eyewitness News 4pm Newscast alongside Liz Cho.

Dave Navarro has two pierced nipples and used to tap Carmen Electra's ass on the regular.

David Novarro was once voted "Best Newscaster" in a Chicago Kiss FM radio poll.

Dave Navarro's facial hair looks like felt cutouts of boomerangs glued on his head.

Dave Navarro prefers to play a black Gibson Les Paul or an Ibanez RG series guitar.

David Novarro once caught a lot of hatemail for saying it was "hot as hell" on a 2006 weathercast.

Dave Navarro has been neck deep in pussy longer than you can ever imagine.

So has David.

And Now, A List Of A Dozen Cities In New Jersey That Sound Kind Of Dirty

• Manasquan

• Secaucus

• Sussex

• Piscataway

• Paramus

• Harding

• Ho-Ho-Kus

• Nutley

• Hackensack

• Wyckoff

• Weekhawken

• Metuchen