Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

(Panel 1 supplied by Andrew Gall)

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

NEW YEAR'S PROJECT! Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Build Your Own Composting Toilet

Building a composting toilet is actually quite easy.  With some simple tools and some elbow grease, you can quickly convert your turds into compost for your garden. Here's how to build a composting toilet in time for your evening constitution:

1) Build a hinged toilet box 18" wide and 21" long. Get two boards 3/4"X10"X18" and two 3/4"X10"X19.5". Get two hinges. Get one piece of 3/4"X18"X18" plywood and one 3/4"X3"X18". Hinge the two pieces of plywood together.

2) Cut a hole in the larger piece of plywood to fit the top of a 5 gallon toilet receptacle. Make sure the hole is only 1.5" back from the front edge of the plywood. Always use identical receptacles in a composting toilet so they will all fit correctly. Buy a standard toilet seat.

3) Mark holes on the box for the toilet seat as you fit it in place. Drill the holes and attach!

And speaking of "attach," when hiring one of my limos for a trip, please don't show up and request that I tow a trailer or mount a luggage rack on top. I have a corporate image to maintain, folks. Stay safe, kids.

The EADJ Pun Cops: The Equalizer (Classic TV Show, Non-Denzel) Edition

"Well, hello. I see you've seen my newspaper ad and have left me a message on my answering machine for help with your situation. I understand the urgency and the sensitivity of your dilemma, and I'm here to help, I assure you. Shall we get started? Excellent."

"'Reggae Bash?' As in the gentleman is about to bash the camera with his fists? No, I cannot say that this is a pun at all. Are you sure this wasn't a misfiled EADJ entry into 'This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness?' I believe so."

[Waves gun at mixtape producers until they scurry away]

"Oh, dear. It looks like Chick-Fil-A have overstepped their boundaries of good puns. 'Sear to sear' isn't even close, and 'You go, grill' is just moan-worthy. Well, let's not tarry, shall we?"

[Guns down entire Chick-Fil-A marketing department, adjusts tie]

"Oh, I see. I am familiar with the music of Queen- seeing how they are from the same country as I- so there might be a bit of leniency in order here. I'll allow it. For just this once."

[Fires blanks at newspaper editors until they wet their pants. Adjusts sleeves of his blazer]

"Great God. That is terrible. Terrible. Terrible."

[Pulls RPG out of trunk of Jaguar. Blows entire area to smithereens]