Spotted On Recent Episodes of "Beavis and Butt-Head"

Either Mike Judge has found religion or is pulling our leg. I suspect the latter.

 

Advertising Copywriters Refuse To Say Goodbye To Headlines That Begin With "Say Goodbye To..."

Goodbye! Goodbye! Bye bye! Goodbye! Goodbye! 

Time Once Again To Play, Which Can, Erickson?

Match the toilet to their location below:

• Time Out - Chapel Hill, NC

• Golden Corral and Flying J - Elkton, MD

• Sport-N-Fun Go Karts - Farmington, MI

• The Smith - NYC

• Red Oak Grille - Basking Ridge, NJ

• Doña  - Oakland,CA

Answers revealed tomorrow!

 

UAG

Let's Install An Old 6-CD Changer In The Back of the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Emily Kane:

I don't know what to make of this either, dear reader.

Campus Life, Continued

Last Friday, we dunked on Pocket Gems's mobile game Campus Life because it depicted women on campus doing nothing but partying and shopping and dating without a single book or even paper in sight. But turns out we were making fun of screenshots from the 2013 version of the game, which might be a little unfair. So here now we compare the splash page from days of 2013 yore to that of today's, taken from the Android app page on Amazon:

HOLY SHIT. The difference is breathtaking, really. That pink balloon over by the bookshelves(LOL!) on the right has drifted in 7 years over to above the computer. It's hard to tell if it's even the same app anymore!

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Explain How To Create Tabs In Microsoft Word

Aggh... First, you have to set tabs in the... shit... Tabs dialog box. You can set tabs by... *huff* using the Tabs... wait, wait, wait... dialog box. *gasp* By using the Tabs dialog box... AHHH!... you get more precise tab positions–oh Jesus– and also can *wheeze* insert a... FUCK!... specific character *choke* (leader) before the tab. Gimme a second... Now on the Home tab, in the Paragraph group... blacking...out...click the Paragraph dialog box launcher, and then click Tabs. That's it! *dies*

The ProofrEADJer, Mid-Spring Edition

I know the next two are from a daycare place, but we're harsh like that.